To the asshole who thinks they can walk into a room, take something that’s clearly not yours, and walk out with your newly acquired merchandise. I saw you on camera, identified your sorry ass and handed that information over to the cops. I’m glad I met you. Good luck. —Bitter Victim
This article appears in Mar 29 – Apr 4, 2012.


An oddity, someone bitching but doing something about it at the same time.
what they didn’t say was that it was a pervert cam installed in the washroom and their roommate was being a turd burglar…
for their private collection.
http://www.montrealfilmjournal.com/img/pic…
Its illegal to film someone without there consent so I hope the cops fine you as well… better yet maybe you will go to jail
Actually, it isn’t, Just Amy.
There are cameras filming you all over this city. Even on the streets and it’s perfectly legal. When you go to a mall or store = you’re on camera. When you walk down spring garden, even = you’re on camera.
Sometimes I wish I had a camera in my office — then I’d be able to pin point who the thoughtless creep is who keeps taking my things and not bringing them back. I don’t mind if people borrow my things, but bring them back! And please stop stealing my personal stuff! I paid for that out of my own pocket!
I hope, OB, this thief gets what he/she’s got comin’ to them.
Was it left unattended? What type of room was it? What was your situation that it got stolen? Where were you?
OP. I’m not seeing the big picture here. Please elaborate.
was it a theft of a zombie batman painting, still wet?
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/I_01eba0_…
You stole someone’s Smart Food today, did you not PK ;D?
Im sorry pretty kitty I thought it was totally illegal… man now im scared….
aha mel, the thot plickens
No apologies, Amy — it’s just something we all get to deal with. But look at it this way — if you’re doing nothing wrong, than you have nothing to worry about. I’m sure the cops who operate the street cams around the city have seen people pick their noses/asses/etc… more times than they can count to even give a shit! haha.
Mel — the smart food was in the board room in the “take me if you want me” spot on the counter. 🙂
Do you sit in that spot often ;D?
What happens if YOU sit on this spot, PK? 😛 (teasing)
Amy – No need to be scared either. zZz has been filming you for weeks now. All is good. *thumbs up*
AFAIK, it’s only illegal to film someone or take their picture without their consent in a private setting. In public, it’s fair game (despite what some overzealous police officers may think).
lol Great minds, Mel!
“it’s only illegal to film someone or take their picture without their consent in a private setting”
Atleast zZz isnt filming me in my apartment 😛
….Or is he……?
Dum-dum-dummmmmmmmm!(*creepy,dramatic music*)
I thought everyone knew that in a public place you can be photographed by anyone. That of course doesn’t mean that if you are in a public place where one would reasonably believe they had some privacy…say a public washroom…that you can be photograped there, Also there are certain conditions. Like taking ‘upskirt’ photo’s. but otherwise, your fair game & they can even sell your image for their profit, & you have no right to see any payment.
that’s not all I’ve been filming….
be afraid… be very afraid…
“Do you sit in that spot often ;D?”
Obviously not 😛
Vastie: nothing would happen. Boys around here are painfully dumb. Especially the one boy I am severely crushing on.
He so dumb. *sigh*
“He so dumb. *sigh*”
…aaaaannnnnd you’d be crushing on him why, exactly?
He so dumb in picking up on my arbitrary passive- aggressive displays of “OMG I’M INTO YOU DO SOMETHING ALREADY.”
He’s smart in everything else.
We flirt like mad, but OMFG HE NEVER DOES ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
FFS.
Maybe he just doesn’t know if you’re just a natural flirt or if you actually dig him. Try “Let’s get some barbeque and get busy”. Nothing can be misunderstood about that.
A friend told me to tell him, when we’re flirting, that I wanted him to massacre my vagina and to gauge his reaction.
I told him that was a little risque/over the top. Even for me.
Especially because i just want to make out and cuddle at this point.
My wife works at a university. The shit she sees going on is unbelieveable. She gives lectures to students about leaving personal belongings unattented. However, she still gives lectures on “You’re not at home, so don’t trash the place and think it’s your own” seminar.
Finally caught the culprit that’s been sneaking your Activia have you?
I wonder if it’s illegal to film a cop taking a shit in the bushes of someone’s yard.
the last fuckhead that did that to me, well let’s just say that they will always have a permanent limp, and their arm doesn’t work too good either. was that or rip the head off and spit down the neck. the people i used to hang with, well let’s just say, that douchebag would have had a hard time swimming.
Your wife is my hero, Senor.
Try “Let’s get some barbeque and get busy”.
Absolute genius. Clear, concise, to the point, no hidden meaning or ambiguity. I mean, it doesn’t get any more basic than that. Hell, it doesn’t have to.
“Grilled meat and sex.” Yup. Ticks all the boxes on the primitive male side of things. What more IS there? Fucking brilliant.
I’mma try that today, then.
I’ll report back on my findings.
mel has much wisdom, for a young’un
Come to think of it, “Massacre my vagina” sorta gets to the heart of the matter as well.
or you know…you could just be an adult and say what you’re feeling.
For the old ass people you guys are you all seem childish and to be honest its kind of pathetic. Even worse that I’m the one saying this considering I’m 17 and have the maturity level of a 10 year old.
Every day I hate all of you a little more.
The more you hate us, the more I love you 🙂
I love you too mel….maybe we could get together and express that love in a series of sexual acts too inappropriate to describe in a public forum such as this. I assume you are of legal age to consent to such acts.
WELL I TRIED YOUR LINE, MEL.
I’ll text you the result. LOL
email me, i wanna know too
PK-maybe he doesn’t want to date anyone he works with. I’m sure you’ve heard the expression: don’t shit where you eat, don’t fuck where you work.
re: Photos. I *believe* it is illegal to publish a photo of a person without permission, not take them.
There is nothing too inappropriate for this place Zilla.
If that line works for this guy, it’ll work for anyone:
http://youtu.be/KcD7hvH0Wk8
“I’ll stop and get a big bucket of chicken, go to the liquor store, get some great hash.
We’ll get drunk, smoke some dope, and we’ll bang tonight, listening to April Wine.”
“Getting chicken and banging, that’s nice.”
was that so hard?
Okay then…
Here’s what I’m thinking Mel….We meet for dinner and drinks then I take you to a hotel, show you my Godzilla suit, then you can put on the mothra suit, we then would wrestle on top of the model city I built. After the city is destroyed, we open the sex portion of the suits and engage in some moth on lizard love. You’ll cup the balls and I’ll tickle your butt hole. Then we will shower, shave each other, and order room service completely naked. After we eat to replenish our energy….we will fight. I’ll bring my quick setup boxing ring and invite the people in the next room to judge the match assuming neither of us would win by knockout. After all that is done….we can discuss the current state of the economy while I motorboat dem boobies.
This is all assuming you aren’t a lesbian, are into 50 year old men, and have large enough breasts for the purpose of motor boating.
I cut out a few of the more vulgar acts….we can call those surprises.
Oh wow.. I’m down. As long as the hotel isn’t in Dartmouth.
Fuck. You. Zilla. I thought WE had something.
Jerk.