You two are the reason people use the phrase “Dirty Hippie”.
She-Hippie, you smell like a sweaty foot with a yeast infection and He-Hippie you smell like patchouli and ass.
I am not surprised to learn from a friend that your bathtub (your ONLY bathtub or shower) is only used as an ashtray. I would like to think you have a sink or some type of running water to cleanse with but all the evidence says otherwise.
Your dreadlocks are nasty, too. I’ve seen more appetizing things caught in a shower drain but I guess you would have no idea what that means, would you? —Smell Ya Later
This article appears in Oct 21-27, 2010.
Ewww I hate when hippies go all out to be prehistoric savages.
how do you know they were hippies? did they have flowers in their hair? were they singing woodstock songs? how the fuck do you know o.p., they might have been future dal grads.
Oh there’s a lot of Dal grads that are hippies. I don’t think wasting money on a BA excludes you from being a hippie.
I hate dreadlocks and patchouli. This couple would really annoy me.
die dirty hippy die ! 🙂
Tr. The dirty hippy, the. >: )
Sorry, but that one just never gets old.
This bitch is comical… I love the “she-hippie” and “he-hippie”.
That’s because they think eau de toilet means dabbing themselves with water from the toilet (used or otherwise).
wehh wehhh people smell like people
..are the happiest people in the world?
Kill ’em. Barbara Streisand too.
Why must “she/he hippies” protest against cleanliness and hygiene? The OP perfectly captured the unappealing aromas that emit from these granolaphiles.
Ewww can you imagine how gross it is when this couple has sex….oh gawd I shouldn’t have read this while trying to eat my lunch. They couldn’t possibly be against all those “evil” chemicals in soap, as they smoke so they have no excuse for being so disgusting. Where on earth would these people get jobs?
oh man mel. ya had to go there. reminds of a tattoo artist inking the inside of a person’s leg…ah never mind you’re eating