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Eau du Toilet

You two are the reason people use the phrase “Dirty Hippie”. She-Hippie, you smell like a sweaty foot with a yeast infection and He-Hippie you smell like patchouli and ass. I am not surprised to learn from a friend that your bathtub (your ONLY bathtub or shower) is only used as an ashtray. I would […]

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