What happened to you? We can’t attribute it to marriage because all your friends are also married now. You’re the only one who went from being a man to being a total pussy who has every decision made for him by his wife. “Wanna join us for a drink Friday night?” and you respond “Oh, I’ll have to ask my wife.” Come on. It’s a drink dude. Not a trip to the strip bars in Montreal like we did 5 years ago. We ask if you’d like to join our league hockey team, and you say “Oh, I can’t. My wife needs the car and she won’t want to drive me there.” And on the odd time that you do meet up with us, you come out with $20! Just $20. She won’t even let you have a credit card, a debit card, or anything beyond a mere fucking $20? She doesn’t even work. She just stays home all day doing fuck knows what. You don’t have any kids, so that’s no excuse. You’re make all the money in the house, and you have a damn good paying job. You were always a responsible dude, but seriously, you need a good fucking shake. Quit letting that bitch (our wives don’t like her either) run your life. You’re on the cusp of losing all your good, long term friends for a piece of pussy that has you whipped. —Real Men Don’t Take Orders
This article appears in Jan 12-18, 2012.
Well, we found Socommon’s guy…
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivation…
LMFAO -Wheelie
Yup, sounds about right, OB. Some people just… turn into whipped douches once they get married.
As a single female approaching her 30s (which means more and more friends are tying the knot), I tend to drop friends once they get engaged because I know where it’s going to lead me and the frustration isn’t worth it.
Married people don’t want to hang out with single people, and sometimes they just don’t want to hang out with ANYONE, married or not, except their spouse. I have one friend like that, and I’ve just given up and I don’t bother even talking to them anymore. It’s just a waste of time.
I agree this guy’s wife sounds like she has him thoroughly whipped, which is sad. I’m too busy/lazy to look it up right now, but this bitch sounds a lot like one that was posted sometime in the last couple years. Anyone remember? Anyway, it sounds really familiar.
the friend you once knew is gone, move on. we lost our best friend to the c___ of the world
i remember that bitch mole rat, sounds like the same guy. it was last year, so things aren’t any better
Ditch the loser. Sounds like his wife chopped his cock off and probably fed it to her yappy, shitzsue mutt. I pity him…..his life is over. He’d probably be happier 6 feet under.
I hate to say it, but sebastard’s right on the money.
Sebastian’s just ticked because he’s been banned from Bistro: Le Coq until he can demonstrate a reasonable command of the French language.
Marriages like this are the reason the divorce rate will continue to climb.
Yes, but Col Ivan, it’s not polite to parlez vous when your mouth is full. 😉
>: ) – There’s a convoluted pun involving the phrase “…bate & Switch” in there somewhere, but I am, of course, far too classy to go there.
Aw she is just playing the ‘Witholding Sex Card’ and buddy doesn’ want to do without
So … he may be whipped … but, maybe he’s using her as an excuse because he doesn’t want to hang out and doesn’t have the balls to say so. I found out after I split from my ex that he was using me as an excuse and his friends blamed me for their loss of contact with him … little did they know the unkind comments he would make about them behind their back and how he used to ignore the phone when their number came up on call display.
If he is whipped … maybe it’s no longer worth the aggravation to try to keep him in your life. People change … they come and go … you can’t control it, it’s just life.
interesting spin… I wouldn’t have thought of that…
mainly because if I didn’t want to spend time with friends anymore, I’d have the decency to tell them.
either he’s being a pussy one way… or the other.
But yes, there is puss-ification going on here.
Exactly Z … I do agree that, either way, dude still needs to grow some balls.
yep, he is pussy whipped, and stripped, of his masculenity. too bad bro, another dude bites the dust. maybe you and the rest of your friends, can make him a nice tutu for easter.
Real men take orders sometimes, OP. Just not all the time. The smart ones, anywho.
This dude is either whipped or he’s using his wife as an excuse to avoid you guys. Either way, he’s a loser and it’s time to cut him out.
Wow OB, what size drink are we talking about here that 20 bucks won’t cover it? Sounds like your buddy isn’t into drinking like he used to be, maybe a 6 hour 200 dollar bender isn’t what he wants to do. Apparently you, OB, aren’t the type of friend that he invites to “their” house for drinks, so I would assume you have a reputation for being a douche, which this bitch corroborates. A good husband is supposed to “discuss” plans with his wife, making sure his family obligations are taken care of. Unfortunately there are times when obligations will trump “drinking with the boys”, and if scheduling conflicts arise, yes, even hockey (which is probably a pissup league). It sounds like he has his shit together, and is leaving undesirable parts of his old life behind. It seems clear that you, OB, will always come a distant second to his wife. Time to grow up, life doesn’t stay “5 years ago”.
to the bitcher: you should sit down and talk to your buddy, with all of your dude friends, like real friends, about how you miss him, or whatever the fuck.
I know a guy in a similar situation where his wife controls the money and he gets a coffee allowance for the week. He doesn’t seem upset about it and he says that she is very good with money and budgeting so he leaves it in her hands. I wouldn’t call him whipped, maybe pragmatic.
The guy may be the same though he should probably be up front with his friends.
When we first got serious, my (now) wife told me -hey, feel free to use me as an excuse of you don’t want to stay out until 4 on a work night, or smoke his ghetto-ass skunk, or sit at Ralphs watching your buddy bust a nut in his pants as dancers crawl all over him on your dime, or hang out and watch your friend cheat on his fiance (who you still have to look in the eye), etc. etc. etc.
If your “dude” is using this kind of stuff as an excuse, maybe he’s manned the fuck up by realizing what’s important, and just got tired of being the support system for an emotionally insecure, 35 year-old frat boy with unresolved closet issues.
I guess its just me, but getting whipped by pussy, sounds like fun !
Having someone else try to control the money I make…& telling me how to spend it, is the fastest way I can think of to have me throw them right out of my house & down the steps, & stay out !
“I guess its just me, but getting whipped by pussy, sounds like fun !”
Senor More, I do not think that word means what you think it means
http://whippedblog.net/wp-content/uploads/…
If anyone ever catches me in a relationship like this, kill me. And people ask me why I’m single.
It’s disturbing to me how many women are out there that seem to want this kind relationship. Why would any woman want some pussy whipped bitch when they could have a real man? Sure we might be stubborn sometimes but how does a “yes dear” broken record work horse turn you on? I don’t think they do, these women would just rather be in charge than happy. Men do it too, it’s pathetic.
those look like cats that would gnaw on your rotting corpse
I agree with Tommy.
I like a guy who can put me in my place once and a while. It’s incredibly hot.
*shrug*