I have put up with drunk bar-goers almost every night of the week for all summer. Doesn’t matter what day, someone is always stumbling home and yelling under my window, which is not cool when you work and get up in the mornings.
If you’re going to be an ass, fine, I can’t stop you. But please don’t scream in such a way that it sounds like you’re dying or being attacked because it’s “funny”. It’s even harder to get back to sleep when you jump out of bed to make sure someone isn’t being murdered outside.
–Millions of earplugs, earplugs for me
This article appears in Jul 9-15, 2009.
I hear you OP. I get my fair share of them myself. Fuckin’ Woo-Girls!
I’d also like to add douchebags on motorcycles revving their engines at red lights in the middle of the night to the list.
Fuck I hate the WOO girls and guys! I get them a lot too. I feel your pain OP.
Even worse are the ones that burst into a drunken Disney song singalong at 3:00 am.
oh thats bas!
I’ve never lived in the city. I wake up to distant fog horns and the chirping of birds, both of which I find quite soothing.
WAIT!
Millions of earplugs? How many ears do you have?!
What … are … you…
uhhh … move.
whenever they start screaming/wooting outside my building, i just run outside and chase them with a 2×4.
fizz, thank you for making me LOL hard with your second comment.
Thanks for pointing it out ban – I just read it and LLOLed (literally laughed out loud). Hilarious.
At least (unless drunk), smokers don’t go screaming and waking people up.
Fizz is a genius! Hilarious!
Aside from fizz, where’s the millions of earplugs comment?!
And what is WOOT!.. who the fuck invented that? is it even english?!.. who makes up this BS!