To the loudmouth driver cursing bicyclists at the corner of Brunswick and Sackville streets Aug. 21 at 5 p.m.
Let me get this straight, the world is heating up at an alarming rate due, largely, to carbon emissions from cars driven by knuckle draggers like yourself. Yet you think it’s OK to pointlessly rev your engine and swear at cyclists trying to climb the steepest hill in the city to make a green light.
Next time you want to have this debate, feel free to pull over to the side of the road. Hopefully, one of your idiot passengers — maybe the one who blew cigarette smoke in my face as I crested Sackville — has a license and can drive you to the emergency room afterwards.
This article appears in Aug 21-27, 2008.
Knuckle Draggers.. Where do you people buy your dictionaries from?!Ass Hats, what is that?.. where did that come from?!I love it!
when i have that shit happen to me, i just console myself by the fact, that someone who is that insecure in themselves, would lead an existence much more, hmm… pathetic than mine. and it makes me smile. knowing, that their attempt to offend me, was only fed by the unfulfillment of their lives.
my personal favorite is Window Lickers.
While the derivation of I the term asshat has always seemed obvious to me, I guess it is a little too subtle for a lot of people. So allow me to explain, Coyotex. Imagine your head is up your ass. Then you’d be wearing your ass as a hat, wouldn’t you? Knuckle dragger. Imagine you are a lower order of primate. One which can walk on its hind limbs, but is unable to stand erect. Your knuckles would drag on the ground, would they not? BTW, both the words “knuckle” and “dragger” can be found in any standard English dictionary.
Stand Erect… Heh heh Heh. A girl named Miranda use to make me do that…