Two grey haired wannabe’s out biking in the park…after you abandoned your famililies in search of your mid-life melt down lifestyle. I hope you know you have made a fool of yourself and the little dark one you think you are hangin with is walking you down the garden path. While you snicker thinking you have done us in, he in fact has done the biggest favour for us anyone has done in our lives! I now live the pure life without having to listen to your hillbilly verbal dierrea every night! I Sleep like a baby and have a wonderful new boyfriend!~ There is a god! —Guess What? You Have No Friends!
This article appears in May 2-8, 2013.
WTF?! This doesn’t make any sense…!
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this bitch post is asking for it. truly.
Yeah….This made sense after two bottles of wine and a handful of sleeping pills.
Just when I think people can’t get any fucking dumber – goddamn!
Keystrokes with your pecker (or left breast) is never a good idea while posting.
Purple Monkey Dishwasher Award!
Makes perfect sense to me. Two older people on bikes abandoned their families to be with this small dark person and now they don’t have any friends. Tragic, happens far too often.
Some older man left his family and friends for a young evil dark haired temptress. OP wants this clown to know that when his young raven haired hottie finds a richer old man and leaves his ass,he will be without friends. Just a guess.
I tend to be a tad more cynical than most,so I could be way off.
Fraught with spelling mistakes and schizoaffective disorder.
Have some dignity op.. Stop being the old washed up scored victim and clean out his bank account already.
wait wait.. no something else is going on here.
Little dark haired one has been referred to as a “he” around the middle of the bitch… That is if i untangled this properly.
… hm… this soup has become a stew..
isn’t a ‘little dark one’ usually an imp or devil?
and what do the grey hairs ‘wannabe’ ? blondes?
and if someone has a mid life melt down, don’t they usually colour their hair? making the grey-haired reference moot?
perhaps the little dark one is giving horticultural lessons?
for more heart stopping drama, watch ‘as the compost turns’ tomorrow.
Someone needs to stop smoking the pipe so much.