Thanks a lot to the bunch of crappy criminals that broke into my car yesterday. Have fun with my credit card its already cancelled, the deck you took, it only fits into my car, and the iPod, well there’s a pass code on it. Have fun with my friends ghetto CD’s, and my empty packs of smokes.
I noticed you also cut yourself breaking my window, may your hand contract some kind of crappy infection and fall off. —One PO’d chick.
This article appears in Jul 1-7, 2010.


Three rollicking cheers for tetanus. Microbes = Darwin’s stormtroopers.
Where’s CSI on this one?
get Lawrence Fishburn to crack the case for ya.
speaking of larry he’s in the new predator movie…why for you do that larry?
Is Adrien Brody is that as well cuz it sure looks like him? Fook me!, Curse of the Oscar indeed.
it is a strange mixture of thespians, perhaps losing a lot of cheese factor without the guvnor of california
Did the thieves get Desi’s CD? 🙁
That’s one franchise that started out silly and went rapidly downhill from there. Lance Henricksen using his inhaler as a makeshift flamethrower in AVP was a new low for an otherwise decent character actor.
i guess you are lucky that they left your car there. and please don’t even bother about karma, she is on holiday in the u.s., obama and all. as to the creep that cut them selves, hope the cops took a blood sample and are checking the hospitals for someone with cuts from glass. too bad you shit got fucked over, and hope they get a severe case of shit block.
near dark is a kick ass vampire flick, and billy paxton was in that as well
And it had Jeanette Goldstein who was Pvt. Vasquez in Aliens.
ha, new useless info. merci colonel…lost another corbie baby to a transformer. sad rawk
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! >: (
How many wee bairnies are left?
If these items were in plain site, don’t blame the thieves.
one outta three…shitty
It’s a damned hard world for little creatures. Minstrel Boy Rawk.
so ‘the crow’ died and came back with a crow…
What happens if ‘a crow’ dies?
does it just come back?
or is it replaced by a new crow?
or does it get like a hornet or something…?
so many questions.
no, it decomposes and the rest of the corbies mourn it by crowing loudly for a few hours
dead is dead, no questions…no answers
Where were you parked? Spryfield? Sackville? Never leave anything in view in your car. Use the glove compartment or truck, or hide things under the seats. I don’t even leave my MacPass visible anymore.
I’m not going to say where I park, however nothing was in view, I hide everything when I dont take it out. On a regular night I take my deck wallet and ipod in my house, this just happened to be the one time. It only takes one time though.
That’s really sad, PG. 🙁
A few weeks ago I had the misfortune to look out the window at the precise moment a crow was tearing apart a Starling baby while the Starling parents and a Blue Jay were losing their sh*t but could do nothing. Crows got to eat, too. Glad my son wasn’t watching, tho’.
i keep on keeping on, that sounds lame or maybe it’s from a freak brother’s comic. your tattoos are loverly and so is the wee one^^
Steve Miller – Jet Airliner
yeeesh…i still like the freak “i’ve heard of a werewolf but not a werepig”
Thanks, PG. 🙂 Although the woman in the pic isn’t me. I’ve got some good shots of me and the wee bairn but I work with the public and I don’t want to risk being targeted by someone with anger issues.
My parents’ car got stolen when we lived in buttfuck, ns. Used as a getaway car when some perps came up to steal cigs from the store across the street. Nothing of value was in the car, but it was kind of weird getting the car back and driving in it — it’s like your personal space has been violated but like a hundred times creepier.
I ask you though, OP, why would you leave your ipod and your credit card in your car? Even if it wasn’t in plain sight. I never EVER leave anything like that in a car, ever and even though there’s usually room in the back seat, I always put shopping bags in the trunk. The deck being stolen — that sucks, but hopefully this is a lesson for next time: don’t leave credit cards or ipods (or laptops, or things of that nature) in your car. Ever.
But I’m sure I don’t have to rub it in. I’m sure you’re already aware you’ve learned a lesson here.
Better luck next time, bud. Hopefully your insurance’ll pay for a new deck/ipod.
not to worry bd… j’ai compris and pk is extra correct, and please do not leave your dogs/children in zee hot auto…go orange—>for those who care
Mm I know. I usually take them out, like I said. Happened to be the one night I left them. The ipod was old, the deck is unfortunate, however replaceable. The feeling of being violated is gross, knowing I worked so hard for my things and some assholes took them like there’s nothing to it. Like you said PK, life lesson.
Back in the 80’s my roommates christened me Notorious Norbert the Narc.
and “I sure ‘dig’ those big-titted hippie chicks” became a very popular catchphrase in our animal house.
we have about 6 of the freak brother’s comics to home…cached between some old national lampoon and king books
The latrine at our animal house had a built in book/magazine rack (very enlightened for student ghetto housing) and it perpetually contained ‘poons, Freaks AND the comic adaptation of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai which I can still quote verbatim after the better part of 2 decades
When did comments turn into a chat room?
many moons ago senor
“Where were you parked? Spryfield? Sackville?”
You, ma’am, are a moron. You probably believe that the wealthy would never steal from anyone or that white people can’t do any wrong. You’re lower than a cigarette, cig.
seb’s a dude….. kinda.
he may take the ma’am comment as a compliment though.
I know he’s a male and I stand by my wording 🙂
Ducky – you’re right: the feeling of being violated SUCKS the big one. I had a hard time getting in the car that was stolen when we got it back because the thought of other people being in my car was…just too fucked up.