To all the arseholes that take their dogs to Victoria Park and don’t clean up after them: If I see it happen, you’re gonna wear it! How long before some bored or stupid council member gets the idea that dogs shouldn’t be allowed because there’s shit everywhere? Think about it! Oh and to the guy that lost his bag on the path…THANKS! It’s really good. —FatBastard
This article appears in Mar 18-24, 2010.
hey fat, what they need is a place downtown to take their shit to, i’m thinking maybe, city hall. there’s enough shit of another kind there already, so, some dog crap should be too noticable
They’re gonna wear it, ehh? So you’re going to make them a dog-poo hat and say “put it the fuck on, now!”?
you might wanna rethink flinging dog poo ar someone; probably get your fat ass in trouble
Wow…what’s the fine for poo flinging anyways? I really am not afraid of getting into a bit of trouble. Not so wound up now….smoked some of the “shit” I found and am mellow, and kinda pooped now.
“if you have any poo, throw it now.”
I wanna see this Fat Bastard take the law (or the poo) into his own hands…. seriously, c’mon FB…. lay it on them!
Can we do the same to smokers who litter. How many butts can we shove up their nostrils?
I can’t understand why people would pick up their dog’s poo and then throw the bag on the ground. I see it alot when I am out jogging. it just doesnt make any sense, its better off not in the bag at all at least mother nature well get rid of it in time.
especially when there are garbage cans all over the park….. If you make the effort to pick it up, surely you can carry it a few yards to put it where it belongs. Human civilization confuses me so…….
It wasn’t poo in the bag kids. Think about it for a sec.
Aside from that, I have no issues chucking dog shit at an ignorant fuck. Ask the last guy who walked away after he let his dog shit on my lawn.
I’ve got 2 big ass dogs and have never left their shit anywhere. Especially in winter….keeps your hands warm.
was it someone who left their takeout?
a half-eaten skillet perhaps?
You ate a bag of dog shit somebody left on the ground? Nice..