To the lazy subletting roommate who constantly leaves his dishes in the sink for days and beer cans/pizza boxes all over the place – fuck you. All you do is watch TV, play Madden, drink beer and eat. I ask you politely to clean up your own goddamn mess, and you blow me off like I have somehow offended you. You’re lucky that you’re my friend or I would’ve shit under your pillow by now.
—Likes a clean apartment. Is that so wrong?
This article appears in Jan 29 – Feb 4, 2009.
Shit under his pillow anyway.
Grow the fuck up! You expect this guy to clean his shit up, but you don’t have the balls to say something about it? Give me a fucking break. Either man up and say something or shut the fuck up already.