Cigarettes come in packs of twenty and twenty five. Not twenty one and twenty six! So no, I don’t have a “spare smoke”.
Also Get a fucking job! It took me three days to find a job and start working. Surely you can do it as well. Stop bumming total strangers for a fucking cigarette. I work every friggen day and I pay for my own addiction. Not yours or anyone else’s.
Get off your lazy ass and go to work! Oh and one more thing, NO I DON’T HAVE any spare change for you either. —Sick of the bums
This article appears in Sep 23-29, 2010.
IMO, this SHOULDN’T be necessary, but
step1. you have a job. purchase cheapest earbuds you can find.
step2. places them in your ears and cord leading to a pocket
step3. walk on by
it is likely less annoying than saying no 24 times on your stroll downtown.
They should make special “Old Derelict” brand smokes , with 3 times the tar and nicotine. Flood the streets with them. Pay off the mob to saturate the market with tainted narcotics. Clean needle programs? Bullshit. Dirty needle programs are the way to go. Let Darwinism take it’s course.
Ever see butt hunters?
Is it on Discovery or TLC?
a spare smoke, you cheap fuck. they only kill you, remember. i have that happen to me all the time, and i just give over a smoke, and pass on by in life. i don’t bother to write a bitch column about it. jesus h. christ, you have no fucking life or balls.
haha too funny. does get annoying but i know a guy who when asked for a spare smoke siad last time i checked they didnt come with extras, the bum somehow sucker punched him. Besides its like 40 cents fuck if i was craving i hope someone would hook one up. But then again i buy muy shit
I said this to a guy at the Legion who asked “have a spare smoke”? Then I added “you are here pissed drunk buying booze and have no cigarettes??? Fuck Off.”
I agree. Got a spare smoke? Got some spare change? Got a spare kidney or lung? NO, so go fuck off and die. Those assholes are too lazy to get a job and just leech off society. I just ignore them now for their lowlife scum of society they are.
It’s funny… when asked if I have a spare smoke I look into my pack and shake my head, ‘Sorry, this one only came with 25’… but if someone offers me 50 cents I give them a smoke and refuse the money. Remember: It’s not what you say, It’s how you say it. 😉