Why are the Hippie kids in this town so damn oily.
Seriously, they are so shiny and self righteous it’s not even funny.
Time to shave and bath Moonbeam!
—EAT MEAT!
This article appears in Feb 5-11, 2009.
Dirty Hippies
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MMMMM…. Baby Cow… Hippies aren’t so bad but since this city is a university town there’s a significant influx of the worst hippie of all: First-Year-Of-University-Know-It-All-Hippies. They get a taste of freedom, and BAM! We get those unclean, smelly, playing hackey-sack on the front lawn of the Public Library vegan-heads.
That’s the reason the scent of patchouli makes me want to retch now.
hahaha. moonbeam!!
I have a really nice sandalwood scent – haha. Its similair to patchouli, but dont hate me! I ate a hamburger today, I swear.
I think greasy people in general deserve a bitch though… especially because theyre the same people who are prone to hover around you and invade your personal space. Gosh thats judgmental sounding haha!