To the Suit who came in to “Name-omitted Pizza” downtown last month. I thought you were joking when you asked me for the oldest slice I had and to cover it in disgusting hot sauce, but I complied (it’s my job or something). People ask for weird things everyday, but you’re special. Cause you didn’t tell me until after I had rung you in that this slice wasn’t for you. It was for the poor homeless man outside. You were, under the guise of charity, going to give him old gross pizza? Because he asked you for change?! And you were SURPRISED when I was (out of the blue!) not being friendly with you any more?
I hope your path to hell is paved with moldy pineapple and other people’s vomit. —Hot & Fresh
This article appears in May 17-23, 2012.
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. I like this guy. I hope it was that little mohawk wearing scummer who thinks he’s funny.
whatev’s…. old pizza… where the hardened cheese is keeping its shape so it doesn’t hang all down and have all the toppings drip off trying to eat it….
is pretty damn good.
bad pizza’s better than nothing any day.
I like day old pizza, and I like hot sauce. If I was homeless, having someone buy that for me would be wonderful! Much better then dumpster diving behind the Robin’s Doughnuts.
The guy in the suit must not have the fear of god in him.. lol jk.
I like old pizza and hot sauce too but I think the point is that the suit wearing dick was doing it to be an asshole… maybe. OR maybe the homeless man told him that nothing goes better with a bowl of crack than old pizza and hot sauce.. I doubt it though.
It was a segment from the new Fox reality series “When The 1% Attack”
Haha this is classic. I gave up on homeless people when i watched one of my friends try to buy a homeless guy in toronto lunch when he asked for change for a meal but he wouldn’t take it. You know it was going right to the liquor store across the street.
I hand them my business card and tell them I have a job for them….funny thing is, I have yet to have one of these homeless people who are supposedly starving and longing to get off the street, take me up on my offer….go figure!
I do that too…
only it’s other people’s business cards so I can’t really tell either way.
Maybe the homeless guy outside likes old pizza covered in hot sauce? Maybe he asked for it?
i would rather give a homeless person food than money. theyre either going to spend it on food drugs or alcohol in most cases. and i even ask them what they want to eat. i don’t see a problem with him buying food for the guy.
and if the pizzas old you shouldn’t be selling it…. you’re supposed to throw it out after so long
Maybe his mother taught him to do this?
I was walking by Park Lane recently, where all the bums like to hangout and some guy was like “Can you spare some change man? I just need a little more to get my booze and smokes and then I can go home.” Pfft. I do not find your honesty charming at all, mista.
Guy’s still a douchebag no matter how you spin it.
…another fuckin asshole
this site is funny
http://www.sadanduseless.com/
Loved zombie grandma and Dr. Hedgeh og >: )
People are incredible and do insane things to get attention. When karma comes around it won’t be pretty for that guy. Another sad story…..
The suit is a bastard extrordinaire. To go out of your way to humiliate some poor unfortunate. It just takes that right combination of arrogance and insensitivity.
you think that;s weird, how about ketchup, mustard, jam, and peanut butter, on toast. that’s fucking disgusting, to say the least. i know a guy who used too eat that shit, like that.
oh yeah, i forgot about the mayo too.
man, everyone’s like “maybe he wanted it!” No guys, I wouldn’t have been pissed about it if the guy wanted it. His friend and him asked my driver to go out back and make the deadliest hotsauce ever, and they told me it was because they wanted to make the guy sick.
I also work at this pizza place I’m talking about, eh? so I’m pretty well acquainted with the homeless man who sleeps outside my store. He comes in everyday to pee, and he’s one of the nicest guys I know. He asked the suit for 50 cents, then the suit lost his shit and this story began.
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that is a very disgusting person legend. it’s one thing to not like being asked for money but to deliberately go out of your way to make someone sick…not cool
But just a question before i express my indignation…
WAS the homeless a jesus-freak who wears his underwear outside his pants? Or an iphone-cradling hipster?
If the former, i’ll jump on your bandwagon of fury and retribution. If the latter, this suit is my new hero and I want to have his babies.