I’m tired of having the best time ever at punk and metal shows and then coming home to an empty or cold bed. People at punk and/or metal shows: I am a magical warlock wizardress who is in need of intense cuddles, please supply. No experience or training necessary. I am ready. —Tireddropoftreesap

This article appears in Sep 25 – Oct 1, 2014.

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  3. If you sound that desperate for someone, you’ve opened the door to abuse, being taken advantage of and end up with someone in your house you wish you never had invited. Plus, it may be that character from hiskey dick who didn’t drink enough whiskey to perform cunnilingus well.

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  7. I’m sure there are lots of guys that would love to ask you out. Unfortunately they’re all tired of being called entitled pigs everytime they look at you, so most of them are gay now. Congratulations on your win, Meaty!

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  9. I went out with a girl who bent that entire scene against me.

    How does that happen?

    They have a high proportion of people who see their morality too close to their identity;

    “I’m hard core on the outside but PERFECT on the inside”

    The men are probably too scared to look at you that way for fear of being chastised by the group for being whatever the drama idiots want to make them into.

    – isn’t it funny how girlfriends tell you and everyone how nice a guy you are until you break up, then it’s a race to the ex girlfriend to round up whomever they can from the pack by any means.

    Happened to me.

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