The horrific screechy moan noise you make creeps me the fuck out. —Just Sayin’
This article appears in Apr 29 – May 5, 2010.
Dear Late Night Street Cleaner Vehicle on North Street
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why don’t you go out and clean the fucking street then, or shut the fuck up, and take it like everyone else.
no…. dude. that thing scared the crap outta me and my roomate while walking home the other night. it’s really loud and scary!
Agreed. It rattles my windows at night and freaks me out.
do vacuum cleaners scare you too?
they can get pretty loud.
besides, I’d rather everyone be scared for a sec or two and have clean streets than the alternative.
All I can recommend here is ear plugs. That, or getting behind the wheel of one, but that might take a bit more work to do it legally.
Have to agree with the OP. I am NOT complaining life sucks (I DIG clean streets and I realize they need to do it at night) but that thing has woke me up a couple times and I thought it was Jason from Halloween at my door. Maybe they could play some music or something?
Hahahaha… i am pretty sure I know who submitted this bitch. In which case I am simply chuckling to myself.
yes… put the ice cream truck bell on them and when the kids come a running, run over them and scrub them up. The parents certainly aren’t keeping them clean.
Thank god, I thought it was just me that woke up in a terror one night… didn’t know what was happening. First thought = aliens.
Maybe it’ll come in for you when you are sleeping……vroooooooommmmmmm.
the noise is weird, especially if it’s coming from a long distance away. is it coming closer? is it zombies? is it the jabberwocky? nope zzzzzz
Summer of 84 I lived in a basement apartment on Watt St. The first night I heard it and saw the flashing yellow lights I thought the mother ship from Close Encounters was landing next door.
Doesn’t explain the missing time and the sore ass, but I was drinking a lot back then.
now i really have to laugh at you guys, a street cleaner making noise. what about all those little shit box cars with the razzy mufflers on them, and the crap noisae that blares out of them too. what a fucking bunch we have here today.i’m gonna have to find out where some of you live, and get the brothers to cruise your streets, then wait fot all the bitching then, mother fucking jesus christ.
You think you know who it was eh Jonno.
Life Sucks, I’m not complaining about it cleaning the streets, but seriously man..Jason from Halloween at my door is a pretty suitable description. I have to sleep with my lights for the rest of the night once that thing goes by.
By the way, the comments on this bitch just pretty much made my day. I feel much better now that I know I’m not the only one that get’s creeped out by that thing.
aaah angel quelle dommage. tsar ivan-vous etes aussi comical….rawk on
Girl of Pain, I have not IDEA what you just said, but I love it 😀
Fille d’Agonie, ce’st la Xena moderne, une princesse guerriere, tres gentil, mais sans la sub-texte lesbianca.
non, merci tsar ivan je t’aime une homme tres hirsute, mais mon cerveau est tres complique
rawk corbeau rawk
Can’t type, laughing too hard…
Back in January Lifesucks sent out a big, loud sloppy LOVE to all the ladies of LTWWB. How right he was. Rawk, Rawk.
Man this is the best thread of comments I’ve seen in awhile.
I’m laughing my ass off.
I still peek from between my curtains when I hear it coming. One day it won’t be a street cleaner. It will be one of those body harvesting trucks from Soylent Green, and I’ll get a head start escaping, you suckers!
I sometimes think the nocturnal streetcleaning machine has a Stephen King-ish quality to it. Is it the street-cleaner? Or is it something else?
I knew it Angel!!!!!
jon’s on the ball today.
sharp as a large titanium rod that is whittled down to form a point so fine that it could penetrate Kay’s icy, stone cold heart.
hey oceanlady…i could really creep myself out when i was wee. jump on the bed from a distance and make sure hands and feet are in and covered. closet door shut and sleep with covers over my head…i am not ashamed to admit i love mr. king… delores claiborne (good movie too) but mr. poe appeals to my darker side
You know, girl of pain, I can still creep myself out now and I’m old enough to know better…hehehe!
nice ivan, i like that picture…the crows are canoodling
Nice, zZz,
and sup Jonno,
haha