How many more cigarettes must a man smoke before you open up your legs? —Best regards
This article appears in Dec 12-18, 2013.
Dear Halifax, Safest, warm public hanky panky places?
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Quit smoking,it’s not good for you or obviously your sex life.
There was just an article on the site about this last week, you’re smart enough to post in the bitchin’ coast but not look around a little bit. OR go ask some of the bums around downtown, they know all the warm places and will gladly take your smokes!
A FAILURE OF LOGICAL REASONING
“Best Regards” has failed to realize that there is no cause-effect relationship between the number of cigarettes he smokes and the lady opening her legs.
Assuming he wants her to open her legs – it is, one supposes, the reason he is smoking all those cigarettes – he has clearly committed an utter failure of logical reasoning. The egregious nature of this failure indicates that it is not limited to this particular incident. One supposes his stupidity is an across-the-board phenomenon.
That being so, one can only be thankful that the lady did not open her legs and so prevented possible impregnation by this moron.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Are you trying to express confusion as to why it’s cold outside in December? “How come I can’t have semi public outdoor sex in december without freezing?” Or are you trying to express confusion as to why a woman who clearly isn’t interested in you won’t put out?
In any event, you probably shouldn’t risk breeding.
I don’t get it.