its a scary dangerous place out there. and I know it isn’t all your fault. some people don’t pay attention when they’re walking and /or biking. but I do. so from now on, drivers of all ages, races, creeds and car colors be aware: I’m collecting parts of cars that hit me, cut me off, creep up on me while I’m trying to cross the street, pull way out so I have to go around in an unsafe way. if I can’t get a part off like a mirror then I will dent your vehicle. badly.
this isn’t a threat, just a statement so people who read it will know: I WILL STAND UP FOR MYSELF. —Opposite of a waving bear in a police uniform
This article appears in Dec 19-25, 2013.
That idea is at least as stupid as the bear. Just spit on them.
the suits looked warm
An old sparkplug tied to 4 feet of paracord. The ceramic will make short work of a window and you won’t be leaving behind evidance.
Don’t tell it to us, tell it to the judge if you have the stupidity to actually do it.
As Buddha said, have fun in small claims court.
Motorists are cyber-bullying boru? 🙁
I can just hear the Good, the Bad and Ugly theme music as you saunter down the road…
I plan on smashing windshields with my grannie cane. Watch out for pedestrians people in cars, if I see you with a phone in your hand up to your ear. Well just a friendly warning this once! bam! I’m on the hunt for asshole drivers. just sayin. smirk