Thanks for the new EI changes. The next time I get laid off, I am expected to work for 80% of minimum wage. And, considering that not even fast food pays such a low wage, I guess I will have to sit on pogey until apple picking season…oh wait, farmers need workers that care about their job otherwise the worker can quickly reduce a $200 batch of apples into an inferior product that is only good for apple juice. —You
Fuck Me, I Fuck the Farmers
This article appears in May 24-30, 2012.


Scorpion, meet Frog.
Oh, quit your fucking whining, and get a job. Damm crybabies.
woah hyperbole. Say what you will about the EI proposals, but requiring people to accept a 20% pay cut does not imply that employers can undercut the legislated minimum wage. Get your facts straight.
You’re an idiot if you think employers can start paying less than min wage because of the EI reforms.
Employers are allowed to pay under the minimum wage for migrant workers, and for employees that are being newly trained. Once trained, that rule no longer applies, minimum wage must be paid.
The only thing that I forsee being a problem is that most of the seasonal work corresponds, most of the forestry, agricultural, construction, and for some of the fisheries operate during the spring, summer, and fall, leaving most seasonal workers out in the cold for the winter. That’s a lot of unemployed hitting the job market every year at the same time. When job markets become saturated with labour, wages go down, so expect people to clamoring over each other for minimum wage jobs.
People who work most of these seasonal jobs are not pulling in million dollar paycheques and living the high life, jetsetting around the world on the publics dime. For the most part it allows a demographic of people to eek by with the bare essentials for a couple months of each year during their off season. To think that people are getting rich by forging a living out of EI supplementation is ridiculous.
You, OB are an asshole! It is not an entightlement, it’s a safety net.
if you choose to fish or cut christmas trees that is your choice…. but just sitting on your ass letting the rest of us pay for your lifestyle for 6-8 months is not cool. Either find another seasonal job that you can work when you arnt doing your other job, or find something new to support yourself.
sorry i have no sympathy for seasonal workers, i have a friend who is a fisherman and ive had to listen to him for years laughing about how he sucks on the government teet for support when he makes enough in 6 months to last the whole year. He jokes about how the EI is his beer and party money and he spends his off time fishing (for fun) robbing native lobster traps and going 4x4ing. His story is more the norm than the exception i have found.
well, if harper does to us, as he does to others not liked, we can al;ways look forward to a takeover from another country, china comes to mind here. we have been sold out, yet once again, and you know who is to blame, those that voted for him and his ideals. the rest of us, were trying to figure out what the other crooks would have in store for us.
but you know what o.p.? it will always never be how you or i or anyone else would like it to be. we will never be placated, no matter who gets in office.
I agree with what canned said (for once!).
And what hugo said. If you make min wage, there a lot of other min wage jobs out there to take it’s place if you get laid off. You wouldnt even have to consider drawing benefits (since it takes like two months to see any money anyway) — just move onto the next Mcjob.
Fucking moron.
80% of min wage. Hahaha dipshit, OB.
Trudat KillBrindi. Don’t forget, some will hire their wives to “help” during the beautiful, warm months so she can collect EI when it’s cold too!
PK,
I’m glad you agree with me. For once, my life feels complete.
And the OB wonders why he or she gets laid off. I guess reading comprehension wasn’t taught in school.
Nice work ethic there OP!
Personally, I really believe the jury isn’t out on the EI reforms yet. What if seasonal workers cannot find lower paying work out in the boonies. Are they supposed to move to take a minimum wage job? If so, farmers risk losing a large part of their labour force. This idea works better in urban centres than in rural Canada.
Seasonal workers should have been exempt from this legislation, what percentage of the workforce do they make up in this country? Not much.
KillBrindi, that dude sounds awesome.
yeah, they sure used to love it when they were making 8-10 bucks a pound…
or when the fish were abundant and everywhere.
taking in $100k a ‘season’ and then drawing ei is bullshit.
you should not be buying atv’s, new trucks, building dream houses, etc…. while drawing ei.
that’s just wrong on so many levels.
Do most of you complete and utter retards not realize that ei is not funded with “public” tax money. It is funded directly from each canadian’s wages. It is our money and each Canadian who pays in should be able to collect if they need