Wish you’d make a statement like that about a certain Muslim fellow and see where that’d get you… —Thinking Unchristian Thoughts
This article appears in Feb 25 – Mar 3, 2010.
Dear Elton: So JC was gay?
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can you prove he wasn’t?
so let me get this STRAIGHT…elton says jebus was gay
well that explains a lot…not
That certain muslim fellow is playing a nasty joke on his followers. When you try to claim the 72 virgins after blowing yourself up, he sends them alright, but they are all looking for same-sex action 🙂
And re. the imaginary Jesus Christ, someone sent me this text last week:
Christianity:
The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense eh?
Didn’t Jesus have 12 boyfriends?
that is one of my favs…thanks reason
Wow, it’s good to know people are so tolerant.
You mean that Mohammad was gay as well as a pedophile !
Wow, now there’s a prophet with serious issues !
PFt Jesus wasn’t gay, he loves everyone. So, bisexual.
No, he just had two daddies.
Not only was he gay, he was into kink as well. Fastenened to a cross and flogged…. mmmhhhmmmm
Interesting point. If he did say that about Muhammed he would have caught a lot of shit.
True point about if EJ had made this comment about Mohammed. There would be a Fatwah issued against him and I bet he’d be dead within the year.
“Ohh, why if it isn’t me old mate Cat Stevens! How have you been old boy? OHH GOD HELP M- BANG BANG BANG!”
Cat’s in the cradle, baby baby, it’s a wild world.
Yeah, he’d be just as dead as Salman Rushdie…Oh, snap…he’s still alive.
Well he’d be just as dead as all those newspaper Editor’s who published the mohammad political cartoon’s , oh right they attempted to kill Kurt Westergaard, but they failed.
It’s too bad Sir Elton ,didn’t speak out about the other religious prophet’s. Those who’s delusional rambling stupidity that has caused thousands of years of hate, death, persecution & which has stifled Society right up until the present !
so jesus is a kinky, bisexual vampire? well he did rise from the dead….
he likes people drinking his blood….
but at least he doesn’t fucking sparkle….
Jesus was a swinger !!!! Yep !! As what VOR says about believing that shit – go ahead , but mohammad allah and jesus had a three way !