Not only are you as sneaky as you are creative, while my sunroof was down last night you somehow managed to plunge your way into my locked car, not knocking the full McDonalds cup in the cup holder directly below you. After you were inside you decided nothing was of value but the main cup holder itself. So you somehow took it out (which I didn’t even know was possible) and carefully placed my full beverage in a shallow, reserve cup holder.
So, thank you for not being an ass and breaking my shit, for not spilling any drinks, for not stealing anything else in my car of value, and most of all for locking the car after you left.
Oh, that factory cup holder costs $30 by the way, you can just drop it in my sunroof next time you go by.
—C Cup
This article appears in Aug 20-26, 2009.
This has got to be one of the weirdest things I’ve ever read! What? weird.
Maybe the thief had the same model car and his/her cupholder got damaged in some way and they stole the OP’s to replace it? That’s the only way this makes sense to me…
The warm weather brings out some strange birds.
I had someone steal my cup holders last year. But they smashed my car window. But not the main window just the little half window in the back of the jimmy. There was maybe a dollar in the cup holder.
Someone with a strange fetish no doubt….mmm sweet cupholder…
someone once went through my car, didn’t take my ipod which was laying in the center console on its charger, left all my change, all they stole was my ashtray and all the butts (it was almost full and there weren’t any scattered around when i look)
Was this some custom, blinged out cupholder from the 50 cent rollin’ series?
I have to say, if ever I was going to dare someone to do something slightly illegal, it would be something completely random yet mostly harmless like that. So I’d bet on that one.