To my beloved titties, thanks for getting me out of trouble with males and lesbians, and for getting me free things. I love you guys. Keep on bouncin’. —36D
This article appears in Feb 25 – Mar 3, 2010.
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No prettying it up with big words, get right to the point. Nicely done. Respect.
Umm… not too sure on this one. Sounds to me like some guy talking about his man boobs, and if that’s the case… what the fuck kind of free things do they get you?
I mean ladies, please enlighten me if I am wrong, but do any of you really refer to them as “titties”?? And do you call them guys? I dunno…… I have a lot to learn.
Dear boobs, thank you for making up for my lack of brains.
Love, – OP
Anything over a slight handful is a waste
the nipple is really the bestest part
Tell that to the people who are still spazzin over Janet’s ‘wardrobe malfunction’ lol
I’ve always been fond of calling them puppies, myself. As in, ‘she has some nice puppies’ or ‘you’re just looking at her puppies’.
Female sexual innuendo. Keep it soft. Keep it sweet.
OK- so definitely written by a guy. Of course, he could be talking about his gf/wife’s breasteses…. maybe he slides through life on a cushion of air cause she is hot and has a nice rack. In that case…. OP, you’re my hero. Puppies? I don’t know, puppies are cute. Some things I like to do with boobies a puppy could never withstand. Man I love boobs. More of an ass man though.
enjoy those for now mr. gravity will be calling soon enough:)
Titties are my down fall . I LOVE BOOBIES!!
I call mine titties all the time!! and 36d is awful big for bitch tits…..
can i love them some too, me always loves boobies. big uns or small uns.
and freakie, if you are female,i will love yours too.
sorry hun, only a select few get to play with these bad boys 😉
From big to small, I, too, love em all. Smaller boobs tend to be firmer, perkier, and good for a nice handful, while the bigger ones are just fun to play with, squeeze, and bounce around.
Ba doing ba doing ba doing!