To the alt goddess at the Dark Knight movie marathon: With your close-cropped raven hair, piercing eyes, rose tattoo and sexy swagger, you’ll haunt my dreams far more than Anne Hathaway in a catsuit. Thanks for making the intermissions even more entertaining than the flicks. Batman woulda had the guts to talk to you. Alas, I didn’t. —Batty Fatty
This article appears in Jul 19-25, 2012.