Seriously, whats the rush? Yesterday you almost made me road kill on the middle of campus and today is the second time I’ve been splashed on the way to class by a “dal security” car speeding down lemarchant. WHAT IS THE FUCKING RUSH? You are campus security slow the fuck down!There was no fire today I checked. I should remind you that my tuition is paying your salary and its in your best intrest not to hit me or have me fail out of school because I catch pnemonia sitting in class soaking wet. Set an example for other cars on campus and slow the fuck down.
This article appears in Feb 14-20, 2008.
OK, sure it sucks to get splashed, and Dal security are a bunch of tits, whatever. But you pay tuition to take classes for the opportunity to earn a degree. It has nothing to do with security’s salaries. You make it sound like you fund the whole frigging school. This attitude of entitlement is driving me nuts. I know you pay a lot of money to be there, but it does not entitle you to anything but a chance to learn. This is the same attitude that has students yelling at profs for not getting an A when they spend their time drinking rather than studying. You are not the boss, and you are not paying for the A. The prof doesn’t work for you either and you don’t pay his/her salary. They don’t owe you shit unless you earn it. Now get over yourselves and hit the books.