Dear girl sitting beside me at a coffee chain, not everything is “literally the cutest thing I’ve ever seen”. What is with the overuse of the world ‘cute’?! Please for God sakes get a bigger vocabulary. Even adorable or lovely would be acceptable. I don’t want to have to sit here and listen to your loud bimbo talk about how your shirt is cute, and that guy was cute, the necklace is cute, the ceiling here is cute, just SHUT THE FUCK UP! Next week: LITERALLY. —Ugly
This article appears in Mar 10-16, 2011.
The only time I can hear that word without the autonomic gag reflex going into overdrive is when Tony Soprano asks some mope ” Oh, you gettin’ cute with me now?” . Because you just know someone’s in for a medieval smakcdown. >: )
As far as bitches go, this one is the cutest I’ve seen in a while. I thought the title was cute, the usage of quotes was “cute”… even the signature was cute. All in all, very cute!
Hmm..here is an idea..try moving seats.
I love the cute 🙂
Especially when they’re boys! ^_^ lol
Overuse of “literally” has already been covered (though it’s not like that’s ever stopped people before :P).
Move Dumbass, theres hundreds of people i find intolerable every day, grin and bear it or move.
two choices here o.p., tell her to shut the fuck up with the cute shit, or move somewhere else. see how easy and less frustrating that was. learn from it, for the next time. dr. sucks bill will be in your mail tomorrow.
Wait until her husband sees her twat stretched open and a baby exploding out of her. He won’t be using the word “cute” to describe it. He’ll be thinking “so much for her ever being tight again.” And off to the bars he goes 🙂
Did she have cute tits?
tits, senor, tits? did someone call dindin time for me. slurp.
If it wasn’t for the word “cute”, one of my favorite sites on teh interwebs would have a far less interesting name.
ngf, two dudes butt fucking, i would pay to see that, seeing as only one could be fucked at any given time. mmmm, a contortionist maybe? when you find the pair both fucking at once, give me a call, i gotta see that and take some pics.
is this the site, b195 😀
http://cuteoverload.com/2011/03/13/sunbeam…
Suckers, you’re one kinky suckster, brother!
===Wait until her husband sees her twat stretched open and a baby exploding out of her. He won’t be using the word “cute” to describe it. He’ll be thinking “so much for her ever being tight again.” And off to the bars he goes :)===
Seadogs called, Sebastian. They need the floors licked clean again.
Get some random dudes to bunk on it first and he’ll come-a-runnin’.
Oh sebity seb seb. You so funny. I dat how you daddio felt about your mumsy? http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tcaNErQH9Ic/TFg4…
@ralmn: Nope. It’s http://reallycuteasians.com/
I don’t think seb actually has parents Donk. Something tells me he was spawned when the spores of a pansy or a tulip fell upon a heaping pile of cow dung. Some kind of girlie flower anyway.
OMG STOP BEING SO HOMOPHOBIC!
SHEESH.
Sebastard’s more like… a pox on the ass of a cow. A really ugly cow.
That’s why he’s into bums.
Oh man, you guys are on a roll today. This is the third thread that’s made me laugh. Must be the sunshine perking everyone up.
b195, I figured it would have to do with chicks ^^^
OK….. so how about NO NSFW links please?!?!? I sometimes just randomly click on these things and my security team may start getting a little suspicious with the amount of blocked sites I am trying to access.
Or put “NSFW” beside the link plz 🙂
Ya, unless I can tell what the link is, I don’t click. I don’t even get to watch youtube here. Ah well….
Maybe they’ll take you away to a padded cell, jonno – could be worse!
Whose link is NSFW? Certainly not mine…
ANOTHER deleted? Some cry babies on this forum for real.
All I wrote was that the new papa wouldn’t be hanging around the Menz Bar and that witnessing a birth was more appealing than watching two dudes get down. Considering the double standards here it doesn’t surprise me anymore. It’s okay to talk about heteros, smokers, overweight, homeless, etc. but not homos.
Haha Brendon. I am not certain as to whether or not it was. All I know is that it’s another firm-blocked site I attempted to access from my desktop. LOL
NGF… I am becoming worried about your obsession with the bastard. Perhaps you need to stop by Menz yourself and get it out of your system…
Ah, I see.
hahaha.. oh my. I read these comments every day, but don’t post often. I just have to say Sebastian, he loves getting a rise out of everyone.. and it works!
Not everyone. If that were true he’d have a man by now.