The first craters you will probably notice if you look at the moon over the next few nights are three large craters right in the middle of the sunrise line, called the “terminator.” These are named from north to south Ptolemaeus, Alphonsus, and Arzachel.

But there are 3 other craters that you may have noticed over the last few days. The trio ,which can be found on the Bicentenial highway 102 sunrise line, is known as the “whatthefuckinator”. These are named from north to south as ‘toowide2straddle’, ‘sodeepitbrokebackmountainedme’ and ‘theregoesmysteeringaligmentagain’.

Yes, folks this are our beloved highway. What in the hell happened? This time, maybe the typical ‘well, this is Nova Scotia’ just doesn’t cut it. This highway was in excellent condition, repaved, patched, and relatively smooth.

If you want my opinion, the snow plows did it. If you want another one of my opinions, this is gross negligence, and there should be hell to pay. —pissed

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  1. Freeze, thaw, freeze, thaw….pushes the patches & whatever upwards, then the plows takes them off like a razor hitting a zit.

    Oh well, all part of living in Nova Scotia.

  2. wtf Hugo? OP already predicted that someone would say “oh well, all part of living in Nova Scotia”. OP makes you look like an apologist for the man.

  3. If we live long enough, and believe all that bullshit that Suzuki and Gore spout, global warming will fix the freeze thaw issue.

  4. I slow down, so it’s not jarring .. this makes people angry for some reason, i just smile and wave at them .. works for me!

  5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwv_405ezus

    check out this pothole prevention system developed in the UK.

    HRM needs to start a pilot project with this technology, treat a small section of highway and roadway, then compare the long term maintenance costs and roadway performance to our everyday shitty roadways.

    Which one will be better? Which one will be safer? Which one will be cheaper? Which one will be more environmentally friendly?

    It appears that no one at HRM is working towards answering these questions.

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