So I’m a bitch eh? Then I’m certainly the one that herds large mammals along. Girls, learn to walk faster on the dam sidewalk OR maybe move to the side when someone is trying to pass you! All eight of you were mooching up the pavement by being lady lard-asses. You want me to be nice? Then maybe when I ask you politely “excuse me” all of you shouldn’t ignore me so I have to go onto the street to get around you. THEN, you think I can’t hear you because I have headphones on? You said I’m a “rude skinny bitch (thats), probably going to the gym cause she ate a cookie (laughter)” Yea I’m going to the gym SO I DON’T LOOK LIKE YOU! I’d rather be your herd bitch than part of your herd! Now just move over next time, sheesh I’m not a mean gal at all…jerks. —Urban Farm Dog
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Women… such bitches they can’t even get along with each other…
If you and a friend be walking along the sidewalk and see someone approaching going the opposite direction – you need to fall back into SINGLE FILE so they can pass you on the left . No I don’t fuck with dummies or rude bitches, pull that shit on me you’ll get a shoulder check so hard that it’ll knock you into next Tuesday…trust me these shoulders be broad as fuck like a quarterback!
Ugh this is almost as bad as people who won’t get the fuck off your ass while walking down the street. A simple “excuse me” or going around me would suffice! But no, these people don’t have the sense to say “excuse me, please.” I’ll move over so you can get by, jerkoff, I promise!
Usually when people pull that shit on me I’ll just stop dead on and let their hurried asses move around me. I hate having people on my ass all huffy puffy because i’m not walking fast enough for them. I have little legs ffs — I can only walk so fast! I don’t do it to fuck up your day, and I’ll move if you want to get around me!
Sounds like you handled that with class, OB, unlike these bitches.
Also: when I’m walking with people down the sidewalk whomever I’m with and I ALWAYS move to the side so passersby can get around us. It’s just common courtesy.
Those girls sound inconsiderate and rude, but OB’s comments make her seem equally parasitic. Criticizing someone for being fat is just as bad as someone calling you a skinny bitch. Given the pressure women face about body image you think they would band together to celebrate all shapes and sizes.
thing with “common courtesy” is that it’s as rare as hen’s teeth. (very much like common sense, actually)
hay sailor^^
no_fool, can i record this of you knocking these assholes all asunder?
hay Painey, long time no see!
ahoy maes and thanks suckulous, asunder is a great word
i like ‘akimbo’
Asskimbo.
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OP. Campana Method No. 1
When approaching people who are hogging the side walk, PLOW THE FUCK THROUGH! Ensure you keep a rigid shoulder incase of contact. I get the weirdess looks.
When my wife and I are walking side by side and approach people we get in single file (me in front of her and sticking too the right) and get no response from the other party “Bam”. Where’s the common courtesy?
I don’t give a shit anymore.
I pictured you more of a middle linebacker no_fool.
Can’t women resolve their differences without bringing up body image?
Senor Your a gentleman.
don’t pay attention to mean people, your boyfriend doesn’t care if you go to the gym because he thinks you’re a smokeshow regardless
no fool i laughed my guts out on your comment i can just picture it all. yup a good hard shoulder check works every time.
Boru. Us gentlemen are on the “hard-to-find” or on the extinction list. Thanks for the compliment.