HOLY SHIT MY CAT WENT INTO CARDIAC ARREST AFTER WATCHING CORALINE IN 3D!!!!!!!! WTF BUNGIE!!!! SKARY SHIITE
—coraline = bitch witch hoe master deLUXE 3000
This article appears in Feb 5-11, 2009.
CORALINE SCARED MY CAT
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ok,if it weren’t for the huge Coraline ad I’m staring it whilst typing this, you would have totally lost me there though the original question I first thought of still applies…
how did you keep the glasses on the cat? duct tape?
is there some cat friendly, fur-adhesive out there?
or did you knit a little hat with two holes specially for this movie?
If it’s the latter,you’d have to be crazier than a wet fart during an orgy at the playboy mansion.
Warm up the bar-B & wait for it to stop twitching.
I think part of my brain just died.
Um, you took your cat to a theatre, and it sat there obediently watching the movie??
hmmm…Have you ever heard of ‘coincidence’?
I love the image of a cat sitting quietly in the movie theatre, obligingly donning a pair of 3d glasses, half covering his eyes with one paw during the sceery parts.
That’s some Toonses shit right there.