but if I have to hear one more fucking time how great your kid is, how beautiful he is, how you can’t believe how you made something so great, how awesome you are, how blessed you are,blah blah blah I will lose my shit. Yep he is cute and yes you are blessed but remember when I told you that we were struggling with fertility and were really upset about it…..oh wait, you probably did not hear me over your squawking about what is clearly the second coming of Christ. Again congratulations on your kid. He is not a baby anymore and a sweet little guy. Hopefully he will be more considerate than his parents of other peoples feelings. —Not jealous just really really really fed up with the baby talk
This article appears in Sep 19-25, 2013.
Please…when you lose your shit….make sure your sitting on toilet
Please…when you lose your shit….make sure you’re sitting on toilet.
You’ll get the last laugh when this precious little guy turns into a sullen, sneering teen.
Stupid phone or stupid me….not sure.
So, this is really about you?
What makes you think she is obligated to give a sweet shit about your personal problems with her happiness? If the situations were reversed, I highly doubt you would give a second thought to expressing your happiness about your new little bundle of joy. Heresy a hint for ya, you don’t have the “right” to expect someone who is happy about their life to act all sullen in order to make you feel better about your life or the problems in it.
Can I ask why you would want to have a child and hand it our legacy of poor spending habits and our all consuming greed for energy?
Let me guess, facebook right?
Why don’t you hide their updates?
YA GOTTA SEE THE BABY!
breathtaking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqO0-fwTsEc