To the four 20 to 25-year-old “mindless little boys” who decided to finish off their Saturday night by tossing a large green compost bin through my windshield and covering my car with coffee grinds and orange peels—thanks. I speak on behalf of the nine other victims of your vandalism who have a little less spending money this weekend. You imbeciles cost me $327, so this Thanksgiving weekend, I am thankful that I have never been or never will be as stupid and asinine as you clowns. Happy Thanksgiving. —Clearly Vandalized

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  1. I didn’t see anything in the papers… DAMN, that sucks.
    Totally valid bitch.

    I thought a windshield would be more than that though…
    I mean, that little panel behind the rear windows is 150 and only about the size of my hand.

  2. Maybe OB had glass coverage and that total was the deductible? Regardless, that completely sucks, OB.
    If they haven’t already, I hope they catch the little waste(s) of oxygen who did this to you.

  3. they knew you were a vegan, and that was their statement to you. either that, or spryfield’s young finest, were out spotting a new hood to set up shop in. and wanted to see who the rats were.

  4. That really does suck, I feel for you.

    But I am also curious about you generalizing about their sex and age.

  5. Maybe one of the 9 other victims saw them at a certain point in their spree. Or a bystander may have seen them. Either way, in a situation like this that obviously effects more than the OB, someone in the neighborhood probably saw enough of what happened to have a brief description. If not, shame on you OB, it may have been some seniors. I hear they’re at the root of vandalism and petty crimes in the city. You can also get a second hand, or actually I should say, a previously owned windsheild at a scrapyard relatively cheap. That is, depending on the make and year of the vehicle.

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