To those collar-poppin’ gymgoers who do more texting than working out, get off of the fucking machine I’m waiting for. Go find a coffee shop or bar and text there. You’re already dressed the part anyway. —Tired of Waiting

This article appears in Mar 18-24, 2010.

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  1. completely agreed.
    you aren’t supposed to have cells in a gym anyways… what with the cameras on all of em these days.
    report the douches….
    and the twats with caked on makeup looking for their ‘free meal’ date for friday…
    rather than working up a sweat…

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  3. Perhaps a gym that strictly adheres to the no cell phone rule would gladly accept your membership fees.

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  5. Yeah I plenty of those guys. Just wink at them. Works even better if you’re a guy winking.

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  6. Texting is a form of exercise for the 21st century digital boy. Ohh Bad Religion!

    See I’m a 21st century digital boy
    I don’t know how to read but I’ve got a lot of toys
    My daddy’s a lazy middle class intellectual
    My mommy’s on Valium, so ineffectual
    Ain’t life a mystery?

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  7. actually, they are working out. and if they mate(god forbid)their offspring will have thumbs the size of our wrists. but don’t let that stop ya, your brain and mouths will be useless, long before then.texting, what a fucking curse to the fools, that can’t speak, or don’t know that they have a mouth, to call and say hi.

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