I live up in Fairview and this bitch goes out to the 2 inconsiderate dog walkers who watched as their large dogs had massive dumps on my front lawn and then didn’t clean up afterwards. I’m slow getting around due to recent knee replacement surgery, so I didn’t get outside quick enough to yell at the 1st guy, but the 2nd person I was able to catch up to and jam the dog’s “business” on the back of her jacket. She then had the nerve to get angry at me! Pick up after your bloody dog! Next time I will jam the dog turds in the owner’s face, I am that frustrated with the situation. —No to Dog Turds
This article appears in Nov 24-30, 2011.
Well, no one can complain that OB didn’t DO anything but bitch!
Haha, I would’ve LOVED to see the look on owner #2’s face when you smeared the dog shit on their jacket.
Priceless.
(in the voice of Ron Burgundy): “Keep it classy, Fairview!”
i’m impressed op, but be careful out there. my favourite is when people jam the turd bag through the sewer grating
I’m Tommyjules902 and I support this bitch.
good on yea..I kinda see why they got mad though
Great Bitch.
And justice doled out, one log at a time!
*dun dun*(Law and Order music, or should it be ByLaw and Odour?)
Nice flinging of Poo
Beauty, F@#$ lazy dog owners.
yep… just a regular ol’ poo flinging day in Fairview.
we so po’ half the streets don’t even have sidewalks.
yeah o.p., this pisses me off too. more so in summertime, and when they go on grass. grass that small children play on, by the way. small kids have a way of picking stuff up, and putting in their mouth. and if i ever see some kid doing this, mine or otherwise, i’ll find the offending bastard, and shove a load of their dog’s shit down their fucking throat. and if you think i can’t do this, come and fucking try me.
Consider yourself lucky you didn’t get stabbed in the neck with a crackpipe. I clean up after my dog, but I’m just pondering what my reaction might be if some crazy bitch ruined my 400 dollar jacket? I’m not sure but that sounds like assault to me. Cleaning up after your dog is a finable offense, but taking the law into your own hands and assaulting someone not cool at all. Perhaps some anger management classes could give you some much needed help.
I agree with Harper. While it may be somewhat satisfying to see the offenders get theirs, that is taking it a bit far. A verbal dressing down and request to pick the dog poo would have sufficed. Getting smeared with poo is humiliation.
You have a knee replacement surgery and have nothing better to do than RUN out and smear dog shit on a person? The fucking dog should have bit the shit out of you……….fucking crazy Welfare View.
I suggest we bomb the b!tch with our own shit.
Having to clean up someone else’s shit is humiliating, dog owners have got off easy for decades. You wouldn’t let your kid shit on someone else’s property, it’s the same thing. I support OP.
During the winter, my buddy in Dartmouth had a guy next door who always let his dog shit on my friends lawn and never scooped. So he used to put bacon grease on the old turds and then the dog would come over and eat them. Worked.
BTW Great bitch and conclusion OP.
I vote this bitch second best bitch of 2011 — first being survivor’s bitch because c’mon — that bitch was just EPIC.
PK; at first I thought it was written by Survivor………
Bet the recipient of the poo leaves a burning paper bag of poo on your doorstep…. lets all sit back and watch this escalate to the point where the police are involved….
this poo will be painful to remove http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/…
I had a slightly similar complaint out here in Shitville, cats used to come and squat under my lilac bush to try and catch the birds at the feeder. I took a trip to Wally and purchased one of those kids pump action water pistol/rifle thingies and zapped the moggies, the range of those things is great, far easier than chasing some feral cunt (the owner) and shit smearing her coat.
So, Bluenoser in BC… Your friend made the dog pay for it’s owner’s bad behaviour? Hilarious.
Hey I said it happened in Dartmouth, and if that disturbed you then don’t ask what his brother did to the one in Cole Hbr.
LOL Baz – I want you on our team after the Zombie Apocalypse. Love the new incarnation.
“Oh what’s the bloody point”
You stupid humans. How many times do I have to tell you?
I just left a steaming hot dump on the sidewalk, so one of you dumb fuckers better get out there and clean it up. B4 it gets rubbed onto YOUR jacket. LOL
OB … I’m conflicted on this one. On one hand, I give you a big “whoop, whoop” for taking action. On the other, I’m not sure how I feel about the way you handled it. I feel no sympathy for the dog owner for having to clean shit our of their jacket … but, the dog could have attacked you, the owner could have been some crazy ass with a weapon, you could be charged with assault … it’s not like the dog owner won’t know where you live and be able to report it. But, I bet the dog owner will never again leave the shite of their dog on your lawn … so, perhaps, mission accomplished.
Bahahaha! Is this you OP? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJQHyxCjB2k
Ivan if I behave and ask nicely, may I get an invite to the next meeting?
hahaha, we have blood rituals baz^^all are welcome
It’s true persevere and I’m always the first one to tell people shit like that. “you never know who you’re messing with” he could be some extreme tightwad that would press charges or haul you to small claims court for his dry cleaning bill plus damages, or the guy could have a heart attack and die and you could be held responsible or he could beat or shoot or stab or bludgeon you or jab you with a hep c syringe. Not to mention the dog.
But what else were they to do?! Sometimes you just gotta take action, roll the dice. 9 times outta 10 nobody’s fuckin with a shit flinger. There’s a sentence you don’t hear every day.
I wouldn’t have flung shit but you shit on my lawn (if I had one) right in front of me, especially if I’m not havin a great day? Can’t just let that slide.
they were “mad as hell and we aren’t gonna take it anymore”
I hear ya Tommy … just hate the thought that someone might get fucked over or hurt for making a stand. But, I’ve put myself in a bad enough position before and I’m perhaps a bit more cautious than I used to be. I threatened to punch a guy in the head who was trying to take my purse … this was after he told me “I’m from the Square and I shot 5 people” … wasn’t so wise when I didn’t back down but instead told him I didn’t give a fuck where he was from or how many people he shot, it was my purse and I wanted it back. Then after a bit of a verbal lashing and humiliation … he caved, hung his head and gave me my purse back. And then I found out what “The Square” was.
how’d you blow out the knee? Kickin so much ass?
We’d love to have you at a summit Baz. What Painey said; all are welcome.
I have to say I am getting a real kick out of reading these posts saying “got what they deserve” and “justice finally doled out”, makes me question the maturity level on this board. Really, rubbing shit on someone for any reason, unless they ask you to for some weird sexual kink, is a little low brow don’t you think? Have we degraded ourselves as a society that we actually think that the only way to serve justice is by flinging poo? Maybe you all belong in the same cage so you can pick the lice out of each others fur and eat it. Bunch of dirty poo flinging apes!!!
Not cleaning up your dog’s shit off of someone’s lawn is low brow too, SHITTY-D.
I agree – it’s a dick move to leave your dog’s crap on someone else’s lawn. But throwing shit at someone for not picking it up is even dirtier. I’ve been out walking my dogs and run out of poo bags more than once, or dropped them by accident and had nothing to pick up their crap with. While i felt guilty, and made an effort to pick it up the next day when i had more bags, there wasn’t anything i could do at the time. This bitch is funny, and the op did what anyone would *want* to do in that situation, but it’s a bit of an overreaction.
Gotta fight fire with fire sometimes, SHITD. Or in this case.. poop with poop.
No PK it isn’t. It’s rude and inconsiderate, but low brow, not so much. Picking warm steamy shit up off the ground and chasing someone down the street and rubbing it all over someone else is low brow.
It’s Fairview OB. Just shoot them.
Wow! That was pretty risky, and really aggressive…
but still hilarious!
I hate it when people don’t pick up after their dogs.