Hey waifish blond girl with large bulldog… dog shit does not evaporate. You and fellow dog walker were on South Park St by Indochine restaurant, your dog shit, and you walked away. Pick up the shit. It’s not complicated. Just PICK UP THE SHIT. The city, and your dog, deserve a better dog owner. —Lover of dogs and clean shoes
This article appears in Sep 23-29, 2010.


i would say at least 50% of dog owners shouldn’t be dog owners
I second this bitch and martym!
so, do you know where she lives? if so, then YOU, collect dog shit for a week, and put it on the doorstep, after lighting it on fire, and ring bell or buzzer.
if she’s around there, she likely lives in that apartment building across from victoria park….
one of the only dog friendly buildings ’round those parts.
You could always fling the dog shit at the owner…..that usually gets their attention.
Ever consider that maybe a dog might take multiple shits. I can remember a few times that I’ve taken 2 bags out with me and my dog has had the shits and I ran out of bags.
I generally carry 2-3 of the brown biodegradable poop bags per walk, but I have found myself without one. If there’s a store near I’ll go in and ask for a bag. But if I’m not close enough to home to go get a bagk and there’s nowhere to get one in sight I will I’m not going to lose sleep over it.
You know what really sucks? People who have such boring and empty lives that they complain about dog shit on the internet.