To the guy working at the cash at Zellers on Saturday night: You were totally right about that cat food (the price, not the taste!), and I was totally not comprehending what you were trying to tell me and I just confused the hell out of you and was kind of a tool. I came back to apologize once I realized I was wrong but you weren’t there anymore. Sorry!
—Confused cat food purchaser
This article appears in Feb 11-17, 2010.