This is to the asshole, on Monday morning in Highfield Park:
“Excuse me, Ma’ am, Does the carpet match the drapes? ” Two things asshole! 1. I shave. So fuck you. 2. You will stay single forever making stupid comments like that to women. Just because I have colored hair doesn’t mean you can assume I will laugh something like that off. Go Figure you look like a 35 + year old man, you could possibly pass as a pedophile, and likely still lives at home with mom. You should consider yourself lucky that I have learned over the years to control my anger, because your face looked like it could use some re-arranging. And just to let you know, You really needed a shower that day! I could smell you on the bus 4 seats back. So apparently the smell matches the attitude.
—Class, Not Trash.
This article appears in Aug 13-19, 2009.
I prefer hardwood floors 🙂
But really OP, What do you expect in Highfield? Not that that makes it right.
it must be “noticeable” to have an effect on a single male…maybe it’s you..
perhaps he’s the only male with balls to tell you to your face…maybe everyone can see how bad your hair is and you don’t have the insight to see it for yourself…just a thought
Damn that was old 30 years ago.
mine dont match and im a girl
do they still make drapes?…i sometimes get nostalgic for them…sometimes..not always
Hahahaha pensfan….only on Tuesdays
ah yes, OP, because informing random people on the internets of your shaven lady parts is pure class….
Based on the OP’s response, I bet the answer is no.
I hear fake red is the new fake blonde.
Class is announcing that one has hardwood floors to the whole-wide-world???
Matching “fabrics” matter why?
Some people are more anal than others.
i’m more of a carpet layer myself,and doesn’t matter what color, or a bare floor is cooler these days. let the wind blow where it may.
Agreed Meow, I was with you OB until you started your retort with actually explaining what you have or don’t have down there.
WELL I DO PROVIDE A HELLA OF A GOOD HARDWOOD WAXING SERVICE, OP IF YOU EVER IN NEED….
It’s good to know that “she was asking for it” is still alive and well. It would be such a drag if people felt less justified in harrasing strangers.
Considering the fact that half the posters on this board have commented on numerous occasions the ‘style of flooring’ they prefer themselves, it strikes me a little strange that you’re all so terribly scandalized by the OB’s brief mention that she shaves.
Excuse me but did the question about the drapes & rug matching ever get answered 😉
I don’t think anyone said she was asking for it, Mosley. It’s obvious that the guy’s comment was inappropriate and unnecessary. However, I personally didn’t see the necessity in the OP telling a group of strangers about the state of her pubic hair, and felt it detracted from her claim of ‘class’. Additionally, I doubt that anyone discussing their preferred ‘flooring’ in this thread has claimed to be classy…
OP, interesting you mentioned pedophiles and shaved in the same rant… FYI Its pretty much a known fact that most guys that are into “shaved” are pretty much pedophiles…
“See you later Masturbator”
“After a while Pedophile”
Yep Floyd, if a guy told me he liked it that way I would turn and run!
A lot of male pedophiles prefer boys, not girls. Also, I don’t think the current trend of waxing/shaving has much to do with looking prepubescent as much as it is associated with the clean smooth curvy sexy image that the media currently portrays. Bikinis get smaller and smaller so you have to shave more and more.
Guys who prefer hardwood floors are not pedophiles. They’re just into cleanliness. Funny isn’t it? Female armpit hair is a turn-off. But not the ‘other’ hair. Bearded ladies seem so unfeminine.
wow. you guys really went off on a rant there. The class not trash comment is directed to the man. Not me. So i honestly dont care that youd think i made an ass backwards comment. Also i never mentioned the fact that pedophiles liked shaved women.. like shit.. everyone pretty much does now. I was simply stating a fact that this guy really looked the part. Just made him a walking talk stereotype. And I dont see how any part of this conversation could lead anyone to think im a redhead. I am far from a red head.,, ass to the comment that my hair looks bad. Ha! I dont see how asking me a stupid question that some typical horney guy would ask, is supposed to imply that he though my hair looked bad. These two dont match up to me. Its “noticable” because of the colors it is, and how finely co-ordinated they are together. I turn heads everywhere I go due to the Bright colors. Which i know im asking for. I look at peoples hair when im out and around the city, they know im staring, im interested. I dont see anything wrong with that. But not once, since Ive been coloring my hair for the past 15 years, have i ever gotten anything except ” your hair is amazing… your hair is soo different, to which i reply, yes unique like everyone elses. So I hope that clairifys that i dont care if you think im classy or not, i only care about the people in my life, which arent any of the negitive people i hear everyday, and also blue looks good on me. So.. eat me..haha.. i just thought id throw some more trash on the end… just to throw you for a whirl.
The fact that you bother to reply to the comments suggest that maybe you do care a little bit if we think you are classy or not.
And I was gonna guess blue right after I guessed red.
Not that the guy should have said anything that to you, but if you have blue hair..the question becomes much funnier and less offensive.
Eat you? Are you asking strangers to eat your bits?
Class not Trash comment Re: Also i never mentioned the fact that pedophiles liked shaved women.. like shit.. everyone pretty much does now
I’m sure there are some guys left that like a woman the way nature intended her…I’ll start waxing and shaving when my man starts waxing and shaving (back, sack & crack)!
Oceanlady by “Guys who like H/W floors are into cleanliness” I guess you mean they like it better when you “don’t” have the crabs…
Most girls I know can stay “clean” by taking a shower once in a while… Why can’t you?