Girls that call to confirm shit you planned out together 3 hours ago: SERIOUSLY?! We just talked about it a couple of hours ago! Are you seriously calling me about that shit now??? Seriously??? Like fuck you have a phone, you have a pen and paper, you have a computer, like fuck find something to help you retain this very simple info, then call me back.

*SIDE NOTE*

I hate that you can’t tell that exact shit to the next girl that will call you with the same shit!! You know what, fuck it because bitches be crazyyyyyyyyy but fuck, you can’t live without em. —Every Straight Guy That’s Been Laid

This article appears in Sep 15-21, 2011.

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  1. Sounds like you are having trouble keeping your bitches in line, pimp. Strange sign off, since you are clearly a dandy. 24 hours a gay 7 gays a week. Or a 16 year old girl.

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  2. So, when someone calls to confirm a booty-call after chatting up your skank ass on the plenty-offish site you get all pizzed about it? Females and gay boys need to have the verbal agreement as to what the expectations are when planning such an outing.

    For those str8 guyz who are trolling my profile…..say HELLO as I just may want to meet ya……maybe, sorta…..well, call me and we’ll confirm.

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  7. OB, sounds like she’s desperate. Imagine what she’ll be like if you end up married to her…….good luck with that. Run before she clamps the ball and chain on you.

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  8. some dumb bunnies like the re-inforced words of love or other shit too. but if you are still with them, then that should say it all. people who need constant reminders, are either brain dead, or just too stoopid to live in our society. i have friends like that too. you call them, they call you an hour later, looking to make sure of time, and/place. drives me even nuttier than i am now. remember what a pen or pencil and paper is for, fucking use it then.

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  11. They probably like to confirm the details with you as opposed to just taking your word for it over POF chat as I’m sure many of the lovely gentlemen on there pussy out and don’t end up showing up. Try meeting some ladies in real life if you’re looking for quality. I never understood POF… it’s like, you know the people on there must have zero social skills and multiple diseases as they’ll take anything that has the genitals they’re looking for. Sometimes they don’t even care about the genital part as long as you look good from behind. Gosh, I thought it would be a fun place to troll but it just made me really depressed that there are actually such pieces of shit walking around out there. Or maybe they’re just trolling me too.

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  13. mel baby, a sexy honey like you don’t have a man in her life. oh nos, the world is truly on the ebb. i mean shit girls, even kitty is a sexy little number, and 25 years ago, i would be on her doorstep begging her to go out with me.and rosie, there is one delightful person that i could spend all kinds of time alone with too. why do people need these fucking stupid date sites for.

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  18. Read and reread this bitch and I still don’t understand.
    OP makes some sort of arrangement with a woman and the lady calls him back to reconfirm the said arrangement which irritates the OP. He continually has this problem which would make me think the arrangement is fairly complicated and detail-oriented.
    It also bothers OP that he can’t give the same set of instructions to the next woman because she too will call to reconfirm.
    He questions the women’s sanity but he can’t survive if they’re not there. Does it make sense to anyone else?

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  21. What profiling Painey? It was Marty’s boyish good looks and “Killing Joke” T that gave him away. *narf*

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