Do you get off on yelling at little girls or were you trying to impress your bog-ass wife? Regardless of what the lady at the counter did, you should never talk like that to anyone. I know your type, a petty little coward who picks fights with servers because you know they cant fight back. And if they do, you’re the sort of weasel who’d rat them out. Mission accomplished, you made her cry. You disgust me. I hope you and that hag drink snot coffee till the end of your days. —Large Earl Grey, Two Cream in the Corner
This article appears in Jun 16-22, 2011.
Ugh. You should never put cream in your tea! What a crass thing to do…
(this was my first thought. I’m such a snob – ha ha).
Hey Ralmn, did you do the Johnny Miles marathon this weekend?
bog-ass, or hog-ass…..because some of the chicks you see with guys in this city look more like swine than something to take out and dine.
No sir, Padre. Stuck close to home and hosted some lovely ladies for massive quantities of food and refreshments :D.
Not sure when my next run will be.
I sense ‘sneezer’ muffins in their future….
Are they like Arse-biscuits?
no, those are an entity unto themselves.
I like splenda in my tea, ralmn. But I only drink chai and passion tea from sbux. Mmm! It’s like juice with a tea flavour! Try it if you haven’t. It’s GREAT iced! 🙂
Though, tim’s honey lemon is cool too. But that requires splenda as well.
Not an orange pekoe fan.
Starbucks gives me anxiety attacks.
heh, heh, people like that get the shittiest service next time around. don’t think they won’t remember you. they have security cams, and it is easy to get a print off a still pic from them. bet it will be posted under counter, out of sight, and when asshole comes in, hope they get a good snootful of extras in their coffee, just sayin there.
Sbucks gives me Hemingway’s Black Ass.
I’m a Goat , myself.
best latte ever wp, tho kinda pricey..that is what you meant right? unless you’re a capricorn aka a seagoat^^
Too bad I couldn’t have sent an army of my ‘pretties’ to deal with that fucking knobgobbler:
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmfq4nms…
Don’t fuck with the Kiwis.
Sebastian and his typical misogyny that is more than permitted. Never ceases to amaze me with that dangerous psychopath.
Ralmn is correct though: never put cream in your tea. That’s just guh-ross.
i have never seen anyone put cream in their tea. i can drink tea black but i need prefer moo juice in my coffee…i didn’t know kiwis were so buff ttfn^^
You should have taken your tea and accidently trip in front of the asshole.
The next time I’m at Fuckbucks I’m ordering a vente snot coffee with boogers.
Seriously, it is cowardly to pick on some poor kid who is trying their best and might need this job.
I agree WP – the goat has delish coffee, my fav will always be my Java Friend in the North End. Sigh. I’d kill for a double capp right now…
As for tea, I like all kinds of tea, I can even handle a pekoe once in a while, but I love picking out new flavours, like from World Teas or David’s. It’s fun :). And those you can/should drink black… Sipping on a white coconut cream black tea at the moment. Mmm…
wow, that sound exotic. i’m a tea virgin apparently…and happy summer solstice to all, even tho it was yesterday http://www.theweathernetwork.com/common/im…
As a coffee shop worker, I can definitely assure you that we are aware of who is an asshole and who isn’t… lol.