Listening to you banging your bongo drums everyday is like listening to a baby banging on pots and pans. It’s cute for the first 10 seconds and then you just want it to fucking stop! It wouldn’t be so bad if you at least had some fucking rhythm! —Just shut the fuck up
This article appears in Jun 24-30, 2010.


Start playing a tuba.
I feel your pain OP. Everytime I pass those Krishna hairless shavehead tossers on SGR I want to adopt my best chav accent and ask:
“Do you cunts know any uvver fucking beatles tunes?”
step 1, knock on door, step 2, ask them to stop, step 3, beat over head with bongos til they don’t move anymore.
Bongo bongo. Did they have dreadlocks too?
Yes! Dreadlocks!
“weapon of mass percussion” …. nice.
I think you have a crush on the Mod, zZz… ; )
i know i do, but in that non-sexual school-girlish way^^
your comment is obviously false ralm…
I can tell because you started it with
“I think..”
robin’s cool… she just seems to be getting more creative now that we have the tags back.
I like to promote the creativity.
Uh oh, zZz is defensive of a little teasing! That’s a sure sign, according to playground rules 101. 😀
PS: I love Mod’s tags too, they add a little “je ne sais quoi” to LTWWB & LTWWL.
no throwing sand citizens, it’s really muddy today
🙂
with a name like mine and donning a mullet for the first 14 years of my life….
I’m used to a little teasing.
I was born Ernie Gofuckyourself but when I turned 18 I had it legally changed to Adolf Shitler because I wanted a better name, but not that much better.
ya know ivan, i actually had to explain today who the hairy fishnuts were. my brain hurts
Tags are my favourite, but I like you folks a hell of a lot too… 🙂
blush, stammer, gorsh miss maudey ya do us proud^^
the worst things about these people is what they are trying to promote.BULLSHIT.one of them bottom feeders that promote pity offered me his book free of charged.i offered him a busted jaw if he didn’t shut the fuck up and get away from me.
needless to say he obliged