To the ignorant bovine on Oxford Street & Quinpool Road yesterday who blew her Jeep’s horn repeatedly to change lanes (and using NO signal light to indicate that desire) – if you stopped your fucking jumping jaw for two seconds, you might have clued in that forcing yourself in front of other traffic is not the way to endear yourself to other commuters. So what did you do? You continued to blow that fucking horn until you got your way. And guess what, bitch, you’ll probably be end up with a brain tumour in ten years because you can’t live without that piece of electronic shit against your moronic noggin.
This article appears in Jul 3-9, 2008.


Did she graduate from Bovine University’s Driver’s Ed program?
Or the University of Watermoo.
Or Oxford.
Fucking cell phones and Blue Tooths. God fucking forbid they miss 2 seconds on the phone to drive. I would have crashed my car before I let her sorry ass in. I fucking HATE it when people let these asshole cut in. HATE IT!!! Stop it people!! Be a prick like in most other cities in Canada and just drive and ignore the ignorant fuckers and let them sit there all day as the OP says, till they get a fucking brain tumor. Bitch.
…and LOL Floyd. I’m guessing fucking Princton or Yale due to the big stick up her ass. But Oxford is good too.