I bet your perfume smells like shit, and your commercial for it makes me want to slit my wrists every time I see it. Do us all a favour and stop trying to be relevant. —Sk8er Boi

This article appears in Mar 4-10, 2010.

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  1. there’s only one womans fragrance that i truly hate/gag reflex : Poisin. I’m thinking it went out of style cause i haven’t smelt it in a long time thanks gods:(

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  2. yeah, it most likely does stink, to cover up the ghastly oder of whatever stin you may have. like 99% of all deoderants and sprays too.have a shower and pity the rest of us poor fucking people, with your oderific stink.

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  3. I think every “celebrity” has their own fragrance these days, 99% of them are atrocious…

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  4. I just can’t past the gross associations that pop into my head when I see a “celebrity” fragrance package.

    I don’t know what “Paris Hilton” or “Celine Dion” or (gag) “Joan Rivers” smell like, and really don’t ever want to find out.

    Ewwwww . . .

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  5. i’m guessing this is ms. lavine, haven’t seen the ad. teehee joan rivers probably smells like embalming fluid…tho apparently some peoples smoke it

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