I always hear people talk about how postal workers are all serial killers, and as a employee of Canada post, I can see why because people are always bitching about the price of stamps and parcels. Seriously people fuck off, sorry that you waited until the last day to send your fucking fridge to abu dhabi, number one, we don’t make the price, number two, this isn’t medievil times where u can barter the price with two chickens and a dowry, and three, when i tell you the price, this isn’t an open invitation to tell me I should burn in hell and die. Again fuck off people
—Petey the post office pimp
This article appears in Jan 28 – Feb 3, 2010.
I was really expecting this bitch pre-christmas and not afterwards.
though the price can be insane and the service shoddy at best, I doubt it’s really that much of a problem to get all riled up about.
Hahahaha, chickens and a dowry!
I pooped myself when I had to buy stamps the other day: 20 bucks for a book a stamps! And 10 bucks to send something by registered by mail?! Just so that I can confirm they get it?! FUCK!!!!!!!
Must be catalog week!
who ships a fridge to abu dhabi?
That’s what I was wondering Jane. Must have sentimental value.
Quick question Pete, did the majority of voices in your head advise you stay home and clean your guns tomorrow? I don’t want to have to watch S’Murphy @ 6:00 unless I absolutely have to.
who really gives a flying,frying fuck anymore.bitch if you want,but also,want what you bitch about.
50 pennies.
half a buck
not much is it?
Yet…..I can give Pete the two two-bits…..and he’ll arrange to have an envelope I give him…..hand delivered to anyone I want in Canada! An’ he does in only a couple a days!!
What is to complain about with that?
Think about it……that’s fucking awesome!
Don’t tell Pete…..but I’d give him a whole dollar for that shit!
Petey, you are my soul mate.
I work in a Canada Post outlet and experience the same bitching every single day. I hate the way people look appalled and ask if I’m serious when I list off prices. It costs $2.25 to take the BUS around the HRM and yet fifty-seven cents to send a letter to Nunavut. Of course it’s going to be more than a dollar to get something to Toronto in 24 hours. I love when I sent people to FedEx and see them back in my line an hour later. It’s 2010 people – inflation has gone up the past number of years..
Man, you people who work at post offices really do seem stressed! I think I’ll stick to sending emails. Why do so many postal workers go crazy, anyway?
“Because the mail never stops.
It just keeps coming and coming.
Piles of it, more and more! And you have to put it all out, but the more you put it out, the more it keeps coming in! And then the barcode reader breaks! And it’s Publishers Clearing House Day!”
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Try working in a call centre *twitch, twitch*
Talk about depressing! People should see the dude that works at the Gottingen outlet. Was in one day and he was complaining because he was tired as he worked 9 – 6 all week! Sh!t he should kiss the ground outside that drug mart each day he arrives for work.
Imagine how long and boring the day would be if nobody went in. Fawk, I just walk on past these days because I would go postal just seeing the lazy b@st@rd.
S’Murphy… geeez, I’d rather watch a Murphy Brown marathon that deal with that yokel.
Yeah he’s horrible but I only tune in to see that little Nordic minx Kelland Sundahl and Cin-Dar the weather sorceress. My brother-in-law works as a fart-catcher for a local MLA who is now a cabinet minister and made a point of smugly telling us “Well, we are a CBC family”. No shit, Sherlock, when the Canadian taxpayer underwrites your party’s propaganda ministry it would be downright churlish not to watch.
holy shit… 27.50 for a 2kg parcel to go to ontario….
sun of a bitch… the whole parcel isn’t worth 30 bucks.
christ!