Okay,so here’s my problem with this part of the Coast. While I think it’s important people have a forum to air their problems,I also think a person using this forum should have to sign his/her name to the letter. If you have the balls to BITCH ,have the balls to own up to it by leaving real name,not an acronym. Sincerely,
—[Censored by bitch editor— no names allowed.]
This article appears in Apr 30 – May 6, 2009.
Fuck off, you little twerp, you obviously don’t know the ways of the world. I work in a highly visible job and I’ll be fucked if I’m going to sign my name and have my superiors rip me a new arsehole because you want me ‘to have the balls’ to add my name.
Yeah. WTF is the point of the internet if not anonymity?
Post real names and this place would be a ghost town in no time.
Exactly, Dogma – OP wants to turn the BB into ‘Letters to the Editor’.
But hey, TTFN, if you have nothing to hide, then why should you want to be anonymous?
*gag*
That’s also why I don’t use facebook and twitter. I have different social circles and I don’t like them intersecting….no secrets, just privacy.
“Worlds are colliding! George is getting very upset!”
pretty much.
I love that the thing the OP is trying to do was blocked by Tim for rule breaking purposes. It completely negates his bitch.
hey OP, you’ve signed up….
put your real pic and post to here.
go on…. then you can wonder why we’re staying anonymous.
shit head
I second both TTFN re: visibility (though my reasons are slightly different) and Miles re: privacy.
This site would be so boring if we used our real names. I’m sure none of us would say half the shit we say now.
There’s so many bitches about peoples’ bosses, coworkers, etc. Those certainly wouldn’t exist if you had to use your real name.
I agree with you all and I got a new pic. what you think?
I was going to comment on the upgrade JMO. Funny.
I used it on a coworker this afternoon.
Not bad JMO, but the sides are too cut off. I had to click to your profile to see it…
haha Miles well you know what they say about great minds. I want to grow old like Maxine.
Shit the whole fucking POINT of LTTWB is to bitch about shit without consequence. Some of us go to great lengths to keep our identities anonymous for various reasons.
….but now I’m kinda curious as to TTFN’s occupation….
Media based – behind the scenes stuff to satisfy your curiousity. I’m a graphic designer by profession and a pain in the arse by choice.
Lawl, Tim owned the poop out of the bitcher. LOLLLL. PS: You’re a dumbass. Love, Dino.
PSS: DOES MY ACRONYM MAKE YOU ANGRY?!?!
What are you talking about? My real name is Dr. Fever and I really am a guinea pig. Seriously.
Acronym: “a word formed from the initials or other parts of several words, e.g. “NATO,” from the initial letters of “North Atlantic Treaty Organization”
Is anyone’s name here actually an acronym? If so, I’d love to know what they stand for.
Or just make up something funny, whatever.
Sometimes we use acronyms, for example NGF for Nice Goin’ Fat. Other than that, no.
That’s just using initials though. Like TTFN = Ta Ta For Now (I’m assuming).
I’m really just trying to hijack this thread.
its paingirl=breadgirl i like to make bread and i’m in pain
Miles = My Ignorance Lowers Everyone’s Smarts
or My Incontenence Leaves Excrement Streaks
or Multiple Infections. Lamenting Extramarital Sex.
Nice! That’s what I’m talking about! I knew I could count on you Miles.
Who doesn’t like hijacking threads.
D I N O
Doesn’t Injoy Nonsense Opinions
Call me bitch, that pretty much says it all
umm the fact that I can openly bitch and be as much of a bitch I want its wicked, I love that I can say whatever I want with out having to worry.
And my name is waay to long for me to bother thinking of an Acronym LOL.
Yeah I can’t even think of one for myself and it was my idea… *hangs head in shame*
Nevermind: Not Every Verbal Engagement Requires My “Intellectual” Narrative Diatribes.
FALLINGANGELS: For A Long Lettered Internet Name, Generating Acronyms Needs Good English Language Skills.
i am seriously in awe right now. you’re the king miles. i bow down to you sir.
I agree Miles, that was incredible.
Thanks guys. They did take me quite a while to work out though….it’s hard not to make them sexually tilted too….I’m sure that says something about me.
Aren’t we all sexually tilted.
Even though I think putting “Intellectual” in quotes is a passive shot at me, I still love it.
Could’ve used ‘Inane’ or maybe ‘Impotent’ – I have a good sense of humour.
You get used to it. I personally value your input, NM. Stick around awhile eh?
What else would I do from 9-5? Actually work instead of pretending? Fat chance!
I bet fatter than my Shih-Tzu’s ass cheeks.
TTFN does indeed mean ‘ta-ta for now’, an acronym my first love used to sign off his letters back in ’73.
Whaa? Those aren’t your real pictures and names?
Shit! …..and I put my real photo up….now you all know what smee looks like….damn it!
I always thought it stood for Tiny Titties, Fat Nipples.
NM, I figured you would appreciate the quotes, and I figured a guy with a “those comments suck” image could handle the jab without getting too offended.
The point of this section, for me anyway, is to spew off what I usually say under my breath in the real world. If I was like this out there, I’d get beat up pretty bad.
Hey, TTFN’s back – I thought you were drifting off into the abyss. I may have cried. Smee: I always pictured you as a fairy anyways, no worries.
No Dogma: Not One Damn Orifice Gets Me Aroused?
I tried to find the image with the arrow pointing at my own text, but no luck – so I settled for this.
Done In No Order Just Random
That’s me alright.
Smee’s got game.. She Manipulates Epithets Expertly
My Intellect Leaves Everyone Smoked (from home)
My Intellect Leaves Everyone Smoked
(For Reverence Over Multitudes, Home Opens My Ego)
(from home)
Most Intelligent Little Elf! Smee’s (Fantastic Rearrangements Of Monikers Helps Obliterate My Ego)
Momentum Inhibited. Let’s Engage Sleep.
More Intensive Linguistic Exercises Soon.
My Inner Loathing Excludes Smee
(From Rambling Out Monikers
Handing Over My Effulgence)
Not One Damn Orifice Gets Me Aroused?
lol Wow…didn’t know I projected myself as so cold.
BTW – I also bow to you, Miles. Bravo.
Sorry NoDogma…I was pressed for time so I retreated to a sexually tilted one (don’t know why those are easier to write).
NO DOGMA:
Not Once Did Overthinking Generate Mental Anguish.
No Omnipotence Dictates Or Guides My Actions
you guys are awesome. now i wish i had a better screen name. 🙁
Justifiably Mad Often?
that works NM. i wonder who started this bitch could it be someone who is very proud she uses her own name here ….
BTW Miles nothing wrong with sexually tilted (or twisted)
JMO
just my opinion
jerks must obey
I’m not even going to try the acronym thing with my username. That said, I prefer my anonymity here, but would not say no if someone asked me if I was PDG in person.
Nevermind
no evil vermin ever revealled my identity(&)not die
i almost got it
Pregnant Ladies Assume Special Treatment. Instead, Careful Drivers Identify Violations. Embarked Riders Go: “Up Yours!”
..A little disjointed…but it’s a really long name. I tried to capture the transit theme though…*sigh*
Tilted is easier:
Pleasuring Ladies Ain’t So Tough:
– Identify Clitoris.
– Digitally Inspect Vagina
– Enter
– Repeat
Get Undressed, Yo.
I nominate Miles as our new god. That was awesome.
Miles, your acronymic prowess is astounding. Kudos to you, sir.
I suck at this stuff…but I’m enjoying everyone’s cleverness… standing O.
And I agree no names- but I’d love to know everyone’s sex and age – only cause I’d been on here for awhile before I realized a good chunck of posters are chicks.
Ooh ooh ooh!! Do me! Do me!!
Man… that sounded really sad and pathetic. Oh well. Here’s my own version:
Not Every Vaccuous Entity Realizes Who’s Right On Numerous Grounds
Lame.
Dino you’re a meanie, lol.
Nah, I’m having a cruddy day. In three hours I have to get tested for Lyme’s disease…blech.
Man, you’ve had quite the week…kamikaze bugs, toady driving instructor, interviews, and now Lyme test, oi. Sound slike oyu could use a drink. Good luck.
Edit didn’t work so it looks like I’ve already been drinking, lol.
That’s a 10-4 on the big Fuck You Too Dino Jr.
Do I Need Ostracizing? Justifiably Rejected.
Also lame.
Agreed, Three. I’m out to the Triangle after this week from Hell is over.
Ok Miles, mine should take you while.
never wrong
i only changed the first 3 words i liked the rest
Now Every Vain Entity Realizes Who’s Right On Numerous Grounds
*gulp*
Politely Expressing Opinions Promotes Logical Exchanges And Reinforces Enjoyable Societies That Uneducated People’s Ideas Deny.
Makes Incredibly Long Ellipses Simply
Persuing Educated Opinions Prevents Ludicrous Exchanges And Righteous Entitlement Sometimes Triggers
Unadulterated Personal Insults Dumbass
My Intellect Largely Exceeds Simpletons
or
My Impotence Looks Excessively Small
More Involving Literature Engenders Smartness
Not Eating Viagra Endangers Rendezvous With Raunchy One-Night Girlfriends
Haha, very nice, both of you.
Ok, now for the real test.
Do Kay.
been trying to come up with something good for kay since I started this, but nothing seems worthy of sharing… I’m sure Miles’ll nail it though
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That is AWESOME!!! And a little sad because it’s actually true. Do I know you Miles?
PAS: Doing Kay would be a real test for ANY man. *shudder* I think I just threw up a little.
Knowingly Antagonistic Yokel?
Karma Avoiding Yahoo?
Many Interesting Lines Eludes Smee
My Intellect Lingers Every Second
Miles Is Linguistically Excellent Source
Must Interject Limerick Embellishing Shrewdly
Mind Imploding, Losing Everyones Sympathy
My Internal Life Escapes Smee…………
(from home)
Keener Asserting Yoke…
Kicks And Yells?
Kerosene And Yperite??
or, from her perspective
Kills All Y’all
…and Miles, if I may tweak some of your amazing work…
Nothing Omnipotent Directs Or Guides My Actions
…perfect.
No Dogma, great Edit…that’s exactly what I was going for!
I got nothing for Kay…I think I’m spent. The ones so far are pretty good. Especially Meow’s…ha ha “Antagonistic Yokel”
Merely Espousing Own Wisdom 😉
Thanks, Miles…especially after our ‘my fish is bigger’ conversation.
BTW, about kay…to save everyone from looking it up, ‘yperite’ is mustard gas.
So…jet fuel and a chemical warfare agent. 🙂
Me0w….I think I love you.
*blushes*
Aww, shucks Dino….
But wait, I thought you weren’t into that homo shit? Haha, j/k…
I have love for all my sisters in the world 🙂
Well, the nice ones at least…
PS: that acronym was pretty much the cutest thing ever.
Damn, I’m having a rough time with mine….
uh
Zealously Zany Zombie
but I did manage to pull some out:
Kinky Artificial Yak
Kamikaze Ass-wiping Yearling
I always just assumed you really liked your Mazda
(zoom Zoom zoom)
I drive a ‘yota.
Wouldn’t mind an rx7 though if anyone’s offering.
To be honest, I use it because I can relate to always being called last for everything…. like someone with the name zzz would be. Last for pizza day, last to get my marks, last in rollcall… every time. No-one every thinks about that until it happens for years on end… and why can’t it ever be REVERSE alphabetical order? it’s just as fucking easy…. grrr. perhaps this should be a bitch on it’s own.
Teaching Halifax Eventual Brotherhood (Except Actually Visually)….
Tossing Hummus Everywhere By Evacuating A Vagina?
Kind of hard to beat The King (Miles (from home)).
Thanks! Here Every Bitcher Earns Acronym Victories.
I’m gonna have nightmares about hummus spewing vaginas….ew!
Tremedously Titted For Neuterdom…
Two Tokes For Nirvana…
Tweaking Twits From Nitwitville…
There’s That Fierce Nanny! Taking Trash From Nobody.
Sweet dreams, Miles. I’m going to have insomniacal Tetris-like visions of acronyms tonight that will haunt me, too, if it’s any consolation.
I thoroughly enjoyed this thread and would be happy to see it live forever.
There’s Hard Evidence Boys Eat Any Vaginas – not just hummus-spewing ones.
Saturday!
Subject Matter Expert Extraordinaire… has a small ego so thought I’d through it out there for him.