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This article appears in Jul 2-8, 2015.
I like ass.
Ass is the new tit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeiSx5MNDv…
Only you could forget to wipe.
Asses are super awesome grabable/slappable fun with a desired partner!! Also with the new big booty caboose jeans (just my name for em) that hold up an ass so it looks nice and round all the time, well asses have never looked better.
CAUSE I’M AN ASS MAN!
(que up bad ass billy gunn’s theme music)
An excellent bitch. I have discovered that this obsession with the female ass is not limited to male humans. I was recently sitting in my backyard observing the rich grass and luxuriant foliage. Birds for miles around would come and peck for whatever birds peck for. One bird, a female, was pecking away but her ass was up in the air. It didn’t take a minute. A male bird came out of nowhere and hopped on her. That didn’t take a minute either and then he was gone. What did he see in the female bird’s ass? What turned him on? Damned if I know. But a female’s bikini beach ass? Well that’s another story.
Eyebrows are the new boobs, asses remain asses. I bet you are built like a Polish truck driver, OP. A big belly and no bum. Bring the boob back into the limelight! You can change things!
Cranky beat me to it.
Cranky made me laugh my ass off lol 😉
Asses sag significantly or disappear by the time a woman is 50. In fact, one’s ass just simply disappears by sliding down the back of one’s legs or becomes part of one’s back fat. By the time the Kartrashians reach that golden age, those fine asses will be a puddle at their feet.
Age – the great equalizer.
because obvious
https://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpress…
Derp derp derp.
I’m an ear man myself. Nothin’ like a gal with shapely lobes to turn a guy’s head.
I’m a vagina man.
I’m a tooth and foot man.
Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me
It now looks like Queen were ahead of their time when they penned “Fat Bottomed Girls” many years ago. Who knew?
“Fat Bottomed Girls”
Oh you gonna take me home tonight
Oh down beside that red fire light
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!
I’ve been singing with my band
Across the water, across the land
I’ve seen every blue eyed floozy on the way (hey)
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them naughty ladies every time
C’mon!
Oh, won’t you take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside your red fire light
Oh, and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Hey, listen here
Now I got mortgages and homes
And I got stiffness in the bones
Ain’t no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still get my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you done made a big man of me (now get this)
Oh (I know), you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh, down beside that red fire light
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Get on your bikes and ride
Ooh, yeah, oh, yeah, them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls, yeah, yeah, yeah,
All right
Ride ’em cowboy
Fat bottomed girls
Yes, yes, right.
If you honestly think asses are gross just because the asshole shoots poop, do you also find vaginas gross OB? Because urine comes out of there.. blood.. mucus.. uterus lining.. mmmm, now I want pizza pops.