To the homeless man who asked me if I had any food, then refused the food because he had a gluten allergy and could not eat the sub I offered, but then had the balls to ask for money so he could get a $20 meal: OK there bud I was trying to help you out and I am more then willing to but I am not going to give you money when you wouldn’t take the food that you asked for in the first place. Literally beggars cannot be choosers. My mind is blown that you have that much balls—I ain’t dumb, I know what you’re gonna do with that money. -TM
This article appears in May 8-14, 2014.


Some of them really got their nerve. One time this old beggar asked me for some change. I only had $1.70 on me but gave her that. She scoffs at me and says “don’t you have any more?”. I told her “no! and now i regret giving you THAT, you ungrateful old hag!”…I don’t give to beggars anymore.
This has to be a first, a sponger with allergies, I know most are vegan because they only consume liquified grapes, should’ve punched them in the throat.
Are you sure he wasn’t a hipster?
Wtf is gluten anyway, sounds like something that would come outa no_fool’s avatar’s ass.
You were the dumb one, not realizing the scam in the first place…
Classic!
Can’t blame a hobo for not wanting wheat belly, that shits harsh.
He said he has an allergy shithead, what part of ‘I have an allergy’ can’t you fucking understand?
Go back to your fucking cave.
The only allergy he had was to work.
Does Chipman’s make a gluten free fortified wine?
Yeah, gonna say, most beers have gluten in them…
they must be on the mouthwash.
Panhandlers in Halifax would make some cash if they had some ambition and would at least form a doo-wop group or several.
This gluten free fad is a crock of shit. I stick to a HIGH carb diet rich in bread, pasta and root vegetables like potatoes and yams bitch. I be carbo-loadin before I back it up on the dancefloor, give you energy – keeps my shit toiiight droppin it like its hot till closing time – MAD FLAVA!
Celiac disease, ADD and ADHD are all a steaming crock of horseshit meant to bilk more money from gullible people.
I think South Park nailed the whole ADD & ADHD issue:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsGkk1GGw3…