For Valentine’s day I would love to go out on a date with someone that makes my heart beat. Someone who I find so attractive that I can’t believe I am with them. I can pictures us going out to dinner, somewhere romantic where we spend time getting to know each other. You bring flowers. How thoughtful! Then we go for a walk somewhere private where you kiss me on the cheek and then I kiss your sweet lips. We hold each other and I have a boner. How sweet. —Hopeful
This article appears in Jan 26 – Feb 1, 2012.
I lol-ed. Bien fait OP.
Cheers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoTkghG3U4s
it was cute
than the boner part came
i spit my milk out and laughed and possibly have a damaged laptop
I thought it was a chick up to that point…
it was so damn sappy…
or maybe it Is a chick… with a dick.
like Mac’s girlfriend ‘Carmen’
http://www.awkwardboners.com/
I thought it was a chick too, atecookie!
bring me flowers, how thoughtful really got me hahah
Translated: Seeking playboy centerfold to fuck me for free, buy ME dinner & flowers (flowers optional). Feb 14 seems like a lucky date to score.
Now there is a Hallmark Greeting! Nothing says I Love You like a boner 🙂
at least it’s a love card…
“I’m so sorry for your loss but I have a boner”
doesn’t really seem to work as well.
Actually, zed, according to my Death and Dying prof, men deal with death by desiring sex.
So a boner would totally go with a mourning card.
so boners go with mourning AND morning…
funny that!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
<3
gold stars for all but a “death and dying prof” sounds interesting
Sociology of death and dying. She taught soc of aging and GLBT studies.
She was a hoot and after her death and dying course I totally saw and see death in a new way.