The other night i was stupid enough to leave the movie theatre and not pee before i left, but sometimes you just forget. So I went to a restaurant and they didn’t let me use it, told me the washrooms were closed!
so my respose was” I have to pee” and he told me I had to go somehere else. And so I said there was no other place to pee on that road because it was 11 30 pm and there no other place to go because me and my friend had to catch the bus to dartmouth.
meanwhile why is there signs on restaurants that you have to purchase something to use their washroom, does it really cost that much to flush the toilet.
so anyway i ended up peeing behind a tree in dartmouth because i couldn’t hold it anymore… why can’t we just use the bathroom!! what has this world come to!!
—I just had to pee
This article appears in Sep 17-23, 2009.
It’s because junkies and hobos shoot up and shit all over the place and some poor schmuck has to clean it up. It’s bad enough when paying customers do it.
Often in restaurants they do not want you rushing in and out through the crowd of patrons while eating…I mean it would depend on what kind of place it was. I think there are certainly places that are located like this place that might have to put their foot down to just keep out people who think they can always stop by for a pee. Money probably would have worked. Or coming in and taking your jacket off as if you might be eating and then ask for the bathroom. Then big thank you on the way out and perhaps a tip…
I am not squimish about peeing in the street discreetly and safely with a friend however illegal it is ….when you have to go you have to go.
I understand though you just want to pee and leave and not do drugs or whatever…but the person you asked may not be the boss and could take heat for opening his heart to you without first checking with the boss who might have a no peeing policy.
I heard of an invention for women to pee standing up without making a mess. There was a list of names and one of them was PISS IN THIS. Ha!
I agree with Vida, nothing wrong with taking a discreet piss in an alley or the bushes…and no offense, but trying to find a bathroom in a lot of places at 11:30 pm is going to be a rough go. Come back when you couldn’t find a bathroom on SGR at 2 pm.
There’s been plenty of instances where I, too, have had to pee and even poop outside in some very public places after not being able to find a more appropriate place to relieve myself. The other night, for example, I had to take a poo just off of Queen Street right by the Sobey’s because it was late at night and I really could not hold it anymore. I have also had to poo on military property along Barrington Street before, too. When there’s a will (and a very desperate need), there is a way, and it could always be worse. I’ve pooed my pants several times before trying to hold it. There was this one time… nevermind, enough poo talk.
Anyway, I believe we do need more public washrooms though, but unfortunately, as someone already mentioned, they tend to get abused and vandalized by lowlifes.
how the heck do you forget to use the washroom? it wasn’t that the lineup was too long and not worth waiting for at the time while at the theatre?
If this was in a certain “common” area, there was a 24-hour cheap-ass dept. store up the hill. If it was by a “lake”, wouldn’t the “arches” still be open? If it was another theatre, not sure what to tell you.
A business has no obligation to provide you (unless you are a customer) with a place to piss, although it would certainly would be kind and understanding of them. But at 1130 at night they had probably already cleaned the thing and were in the process of locking up, so I don’t blame them.
There is nothing wrong with takin’ a leak outside but I’m having trouble getting my head around ‘q’ dropping a deuce in an alley. Ew. Did you pick up after yourself? Cause I bet you’d complain about someone failing to pick up their dog’s shit, after all…
How about i knock on your door when i have to pee. would you let me in?
“The other night i was stupid enough to leave the movie theatre and not pee before i left”. Case closed.
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What gets me about having to pee outside – if you’re a female, it’s tee-hee-hee but if you’re a male, it’s indecent exposure.
And when a dog does it, it’s just marking territory. Makes you wonder how urine soaked our parks and alleys and doorways really are.
Never Wrong – concur with your post…..
‘jennier’, I’ve always pooed in bushy, overgrown, and out of the way areas and therefore no need for clean-up. It’s fertilizer for the plants. Do you think I would really drop one right in the middle of Spring Garden Road? Wish I could, but I won’t. Also, where did I mention alleys? (Reads post again) – nope, no mention of alleys.
As for dogs, once again, if it’s in a bushy, overgrown area and not right in the middle of a busy sidealk, then I personally think there’s no need to pick it up, put it in a plastic bag and into the garbage to go to the dump.
Check out India – they poo and pee everywhere at all times of day without shame over there. Thankfully though, we are not India, but we all still need to poop.
Sorry, man, but you said you dropped one off of queen beside the sobeys, so I had this idea in my brain that it was distinctly alley-like.
I’m not saying you should have shame re: pooping (everyone does it), I just wouldn’t be too pleased to find one of your emergency dumps.
You may want to rethink your fertilizer defence, though, I hear human shit is too full of terrible stuff to be of any help to the flora.
The specific location of my Queen Street Sobeys poo shall remain classified, but if you know that area you will know that there are plenty of potential outdoor emergency pooing locations around there. I only poo in public when I absolutely have to, by the way, plus the stuff tends to break down relatively quickly, so you are very unlikely to find one of my emergency poos dropped around town.
After a bit of brief Google research, it appears as though human waste may in fact be able to be used as fertilizer. Check out this article: http://www.worldwatch.org/node/5394
On the other hand, even if it’s not good, my poo makes up such a small amount of the overall poo in this city and the world that it is unlikely to have any significant detrimental consequences.
I rest my case.
I’d refuse to eat any produce that had human sewage material as fertilizer marked as the production method. At least cow and sheep manure is comprised of grass, unlike humans who consume gawd knows what everyday. Ewwww.
TTFN, actually there is case law that says it’s ok as long as the person makes reasonable attempts for privacy.
I would never crap outdoors unless I was camping…how are ya gonna wipe your ass? I think not wiping after a #2 is way grosser than a #1. I could see it if I had uncontrollable diarrhea, I’d just use some leaves I guess, but that doesn’t happen very often thank fuck.
It’s interesting, when I’m wandering the streets at night, I don’t see any girls pissing; only guys, up against buildings. And to me that is gross. No I can’t see the wang but I know it’s there and I CAN SEE YOU STANDING THERE PISSING. And usually it’s dribbling all over the sidewalk. Thanks but no thanks!
I pee on “No Loitering” signs when I’m outside.
“…how are ya gonna wipe your ass?”
Ever wonder where those stray socks you sometimes see on the ground come from? 🙂
thanks, I missed the taste of bile 🙂
What did people do before toilet paper? LOL.
We’ve come to taking a duece outside? How does this happen (execpt for maybe the above mentioned diarrhea). I cant even say the thought has ever crossed my mind… I can understand maybe a “this one time” type story, but numerous time? That’s just lazy… It’s not like a duece can creep up on you like a piss after breaking the seal (health related reasons aside). For my own piece of mind I’m just going to assume this occured while inebriated…
“For my own piece of mind I’m just going to assume this occured while inebriated…”
Yes, err… several times. Mostly. Also on long walks since I’m too cheap to take a cab.
And jeez people, not like I do this all the time to get my rocks off or something: I said in emergency situations only! Leaves do work fine for wiping by the way. I also tend to carry tissues around, and occasionally there are scrap pieces of paper lying around. You do what you can, right?
Guys pee outside because we can, plus it’s fun to try to write your name on a building. Sorry that you women are obviously just jealous!
Hey, I saw a fly-infested human turd sitting on the wall around Province House on the Granville St. side a couple of days ago. Wouldn’t it be easier to write a letter to the Editor of the Chroncially Horrid?
Wasn’t me, but we do have a new premier who likes strikingly similar.
TTFN are you sure you didn’t actually see a politician and mistaken it for a turd?
TTFN maybe the turd escaped from the harbour solutions project?
Too funny Bro!!
Seriously though, this Bitch exposes a social inconversable aquiescing impropriety? We all piss, shit and pay taxes but we don’t get washrooms out of it.
The fucking Roman Empire at least had washrooms……not to mention bath houses to boot. That was civilized. That was a cultured society! (please no references to the habit of regurgitation)
Why does the City lure us downtown and then not provide washrooms……….it really is despicable.
(I use that word risking affiliation with a certain black duck)