To the ladies in the office across the way:
Please stop leaving treats in the shared toilets on our floor. I have twice this week gone to use the washroom, only to be greeted by your poop. You leave the lid down as if by doing so, you will make it go away.
Please flush a sufficient number of times for your poop to completely vacate the toilet bowl.
Also, the other day when I walked into the washroom, one of you was just finishing up and leaving your stall. Instead of washing your hands, or even fake washing your hands for the sake of the other person in the washroom, you used hand sanitizer. Granted, this is better than nothing…but hand sanitizer is definitely not a replacement for soap. Especially if you’re the person leaving treats in the toilet. There is even a sign about proper hand washing procedures on the mirror in the bathroom. Read it. Use it.
—Learning to hate public bathrooms
This article appears in Oct 15-21, 2009.
omg…this happens too often in my office too…public washrooms are gross! How do you not remember to flush the toilet after taking a dump?! It should be as natural a function as breathing, especially in the work place!
It sounds like the toilets don’t work very well:
“flush a sufficient number of times for your poop to completely vacate the toilet bowl”
Are you the same guy who bitched about women pickers (booger etiquette)?
What, women poop too?
MAYBE THEY ONLY HAVE OUTHOUSES WHERE THESE PEOPLE LIVE,HOLY BEVERLY HILLBILLIES BATMA.
Nobody likes to discover a nasty fudge dragon, or gorilla fingers! Eww
Purdy’s Wharf is famous for this. Imagine that will all those so-called professionals and suit-wearing fuckfaces.