What’s with the swimming team at Centennial taking over ALL of the deep end and MOST of the shallow end lanes a full THIRTY MINUTES before lane swims end? It’s a piss-off to pay for a swim during the advertised times and then only be able to share two lanes with four other people while the teens/coaches breathe down your neck and glare at you through goggles. -David Schwimmer
This article appears in Apr 24-30, 2014.
Swim really slowly…
Tell them the pool is infested with scabies….that’ll clear them out.
OMG! I wonder of that reduced the number of ER visits? LOLOL! Come in with a cold; leave with scabies!
is there any uncomfortable social situation where farting is not the solution?
farting in the tub when i was a kid was the best, in a swimming pool it’s fun too. tho at my age i have to be careful not to shart myself
Take a piss in the pool, that’ll fix the fuckers.
paingirl,. I am hearing the theme song from jaws as I imagine that little brown morsel inching itself across the wavelets to the unsuspecting athletes.
Pretty much exactly as illustrated:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPxiXGr9nFM
you can tell ivan had a classical education – he gets all my references
>: )
“In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, ‘Au revoir, gopher’. “
Stay for an extra 30 minutes during their timeslot. Turn around is a bitch.