Dear ATV Riders:
Someday you’re going to hop on your bikes, and there will be no goddam wheels on it. Your neighbours are sick of hearing your obnoxiously loud four wheelers ripping up and down the streets at 3am. You would think after getting lost in the woods for a weekend and needing HRM’s finest to come to the rescue you, you would call it quits! —Awake All Night

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  1. What’s going to happen to the wheels, OB? Are you going to steal them?

    That’s mature!

  2. I’m not sure which annoy me more, ATVs or the people that ride them. I mean, what good are they? They’re loud, the idiot drivers flirt with driving right onto major highways, they tear up fragile ecosystems, bonehead trogolodyte parents put their littleuns on them so they can roll over crushing the kids or breaking their necks, still other idiot drivers get lost and have to be rescued which we all foot the bill for. Just keep them in some zoned off track where they can’t bother anyone or anything.

  3. Agreed. They shouldn’t be roaring past residences during those hours and it’s not up to the OP to buy earplugs you twat. They’re violating noise laws that go into effect from 11PM until well past 3AM by being inconsiderate assholes. If you’re going to do anything, smash their headlights so they’ll have to buy more, not go out at night, or go out anyway and kill themselves in which case, good riddance to useless genes.

  4. Don’t blame the ATVs for the inconsiderate actions of a bunch of 3am assholes.

    ATV’s aren’t toys but they can be alot of family fun, just not at 3am.

  5. And the winner of the dumbass,dumbfuck comment of the week is,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    wait for it!!!!!!!!

    “Buy some earplugs. What are you, the gate keeper”

    Don’t get much dumber than that 🙂

  6. Don’t lump all riders in with the dicks, OB. I have family members who ride as a family and they’re making great memories as a family. Naturally some riders are going to be craptastic and do dumb stuff. I’m not even a 4 wheeler fan much, but I can’t crap on people for getting outdoors and enjoying themselves.

    p

  7. I don’t think it’s that dumb…
    I mean, have you even read some of the shit Sux has said this week?
    or that ferret schmuk.

    ear plugs in the interim, popo calls to solve longer term…
    and I certainly wouldn’t recommend hanging some thin wire at an atv rider’s neck/shoulder level. That would be just awful.

  8. here’s two middle fingers for you, fuckees! Gonna have to drill out a few more baffles to hear more of that sweet 4 stroke sound at 4 a.m. Gotta find me more of that ecosystem to tear up too, that precious mud and musquito haven that you so covet. Don’t like it, move back to the city and demonstrate against something you hippy fucks.

  9. don’t do damage to the vehicles, just call the police

    sheesh – like it’s that hard of a solution?

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