Which one of you stole a chunk of my Star Wars collection? Come clean, dipshit! -I want to suck Darth Vader dry
This article appears in Jun 12-18, 2014.
Are you freakin’ kidding me!
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There was a clerk (guy) at a downtown bookstore who dressed up once like Darth Maul for Halloween. Instantly hard! I have NO interest in Star Wars but this time…
Veritas or Venus Envy?
So your real name is Veritas, Ivan? That’s cool.
Truthishly, no.
Death before dishonour, truthishness before admitting to cosplay.
Gagoots, if I was into cosplay, I would totally own it.
http://img.chinasmack.com/www/wp-content/u…
Alas, my disposable income goes into books and plastic. But my cosplaying friends have my greatest respect.
“Lightning Bolt!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt8UH8tU0M…
Really???!!! You want to suck this guy off? Eeeeewwww how desperado are you!!
Use the Force to find them.
Hodor!
I have no idea what this was about but i saw something about sucking off vader and now i’m here and disappointed. *throws a shoe*
Same here Haz….. *mopey face*
Time to get this thread back on the rails.
My Star Wars Collection has yours beat all to hell.
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/medi…
Disclaimer: Ivan pretty much exactly as illustrated
Be a man, get a fucking model train set.
AN UNDERCLASS ACTIVITY
All collections of this sort, particularly those relating to Star Wars, are considered to be a very Underclass activity. Why not take up tennis at the Waegwoltic Club instead? That’s assuming, of course, that they would let you in.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
How about footy, MM? No way the Beautiful Game could be associated with the Underclass.
I’ve been watching the World Cup this week and it’s quite entrancing.
http://www.purple-twinkie.com/FlashMovies/…
That’s some pretty sloppy goalkeeping on your part there, Montrealman. I guess your team trainer forgot to warn you about fucking yourself before a big match, right bud?
RSVP
: Ivan One Ball (1:09PM)
No One Ball, I’m sorry to say that “footy” is a very Underclass sport even in England where, of course, the singing, unemployed yobs make up the majority of the fans prior to their post-game punch-up.
Its proper place is actually on the dust-blown pitches of sub-Saharan Africa and the war-torn villages of Central and South America – it is, after all, their only outlet for lawful self-expression – but, so I’m told, it has begun to attract some attention from the Halifax Underclass which sounds about right. Do you know if they have begun the practice of kissing their hands when leaving their fly-blown, garbage-strewn pitch in Spryfield? God, it makes one cringe.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!