The almost number one complaint I really have to laugh at is the single-click mouse haters. You can enable right click you assfucks. I can also enable single tap, double tap and both side swipes. PC ain’t got shit on that! And did you notice the sleek keyboard compared to a bulky PC one? Go back to 1980 you archaic fucks! The number one complaint is how much their iMacs cost. This just shows your fuckstik ignorance and how much you don’t understand what computers can do. If you just browse the web then they’re not for you. Enough said? —Bill G.
This article appears in Oct 30 – Nov 5, 2014.


Finally, bro! These pc fukbois don’t even KNOW. Apple? More like Alpha, motherfuckers! WOOOOOOOOOO!
Internet? Pshhhh I can control drones, watch eps of SOA and make a fuckin pie graph at the same time, bro.
You can double click these nuts motherfuckers Woooooo!
WHAT COMPUTERS CAN DO
“This just shows your fuckstick ignorance and how much you don’t understand what computers can do.” Bill G.
It looks like they haven’t done too much for you, Bill.
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Cheerio!
First World Problems
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bantu-tri…
http://www.theonion.com/articles/grandpare…
my first computer was an IBM 360
I bought some Gravenstines to make a couple of pies and damn it if they weren’t soft and mealy! No pie for me!
honeycrisp with smoked gouda. I don’t hate apples at all this time of year
I have a Macbook Pro, It’s a great computer, Before that I had ThinkPads’s they were also great computers… Sister has a Sony Vaio, Its great too, Both our computers are 4 years old and both still work great, Use whatever you want to update your Coast Bitches… Nobody really cares…..
Always had PC’s, until last year got this Mac for its photo editing etc.
It was (for me) a huge difference. So many things I could do without a second thought on my PC , was different on this platform. But learning something new is never wasted time IMO.
The differences in file changing, renaming etc was very different & once you learn it , is very easy to do.
The difference in downloading photo’s video from my go pro, & other camera’s & working with those are much easier & way faster with this platform. So I have nothing really bad to say about either, there are some big differences…but not for me to say one is better than the other.
Perhaps its all just a software thing, I’m no expert.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0
Seriously…
Fuck apple.
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^You should check out some of the other Epic Rap Battles of History. Another of my favourites is Mozart vs Skrillex and TMNT vs The Artists.